Learn how to be funny!
How to exagerate things that aren't suppose to be actually exagerated!

Learn how to do crack!

Hello lonely peasants. 

Welcome. 

You clicked on this workshop to know one thing: HOW TO WRITE CRACK. Or maybe you're just bored and this thing just caught your eye or whutever. This workshop shall give you tips how to work on your crack fics to be more crack-ier. Like, we funny people must stick together ;)

I'm Elmo sensei/sifu/teacher/mentor or whatever and I am here to teach YOU how to be an amazing crack-fic writter. Even better than me, maybe!

Let us go to the land of unicorns and rainbows, shall we?