1. You're with twelve guys, not with them.

2. My gayness is for you and me to know and for them to never, ever find out.

3. Eat more than Tao and I eat you.

If I were any average girl, I'd be quite scared. I'd be a spoonful of relief, a pinch of self consciousness, a tablespoon of excitement and half a cup of nervousness.

But I'm not an average girl.

I'm Byun Seohee. My brother is Byun Baekhyun. My parents are deceased, and I'm about to move into a dorm halfway across from my Canadian home. I have a list of rules I must obey and twelve men waiting for me in an apartment building.

If anything, I'm five bowls of ready.