--In the kitchen--

Junhyung: Yah! How could you?!

--In the living room--

Yoseob: What happened?

Kikwang: Umma and appa's fighting again

Yoseob: Why?

Dongwoon: Hyung, shouldn't we stop them?

Hyunseung: No, it's okay.

Yo-Kiki-Dong: Are you serious? What if it gets worst?

Hyunseung: It won't.  Look! Look! I think they're about to make up.

*All of them turn to look in the kitchen*

--In the Kitchen--

Doojoon: Jun, I'm sorry.

Junhyung: you better be. You really hurt me this time.

Doojoon: Babe, I'm sorry. I'll get you more; I promise.

Junhyung: Promise?

*Doojoon goes and hugs Junhyung*

Doojoon: I promise; I will buy you more coke and I'm sorry I dranked the last one and didn't share it with you.

Junhyung: Thanks Doo, I love you.

Doojoon: More than coke?

Junhyung: mmmmmmm

Doojoon: yah, that's cruel

Junhyung: you're both equal

Doojoon: I love you though, Beast's umma~

Junhyung: Beast's Umma?

Doojoon: yeah, that's what the kids call you. I'm appa~

Junhyung: but you love me, for me right?

Doojoon: Of course, Beast's umma~

Junhyung: .....................

The next day

Junhyung: Yah! Do it right!

Doojoon: I am!

Junhyung: No, you're not!

Yoseob: guys, they're fighting again.

Kikwang: Aigoo~ Just let them

Dongwoon: Doojoon-hyung brought it upon himself

Hyunseung: That's why I don't do laundry when Junhyung's in there

Yo-Kiki-Dong: Why?

Hyunseung: Look; you'll find out.

*All turns to 2jun*

Junhyung: Doo, you're folding it wrong.

Doojoon: This is how I always fold it.

Junhyung: Whatever. Let's just put the other load in

*Doojoon starts the water first and was about to put in detergent*

Junhyung: Yah! You put the clothings in first then the detergent! Then softener later.

Doojoon: Does it matter? Beast's umma, you need to chill.

Junhyung: Beast's umma again? Stop calling me that.

Doojoon: Why? It suits you~

*Doojoon didn't listen and poured in the detergent and softener in the washer*

Junhyung: YOON. DOO. JOON.

Doojoon: What? Isn't that how you do it?

Junhyung: I give you, 10 seconds

Doojoon: For what?

Junhyung: 10.....9.......8............

Doojoon: Jun, babe....what are you doing?

Junhyung: 7......6......5...........4.........

Yoseob: Appa!

Kikwang: Hyung

Dongwoon: Doojoonie-hyung!!

Hyunseung: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

*All of the members except Junhyung ran out of the dorms*

Yo-Kiki-Dong-Hyun: That was close!!

Doojoon: Guys, what happened? Why was he mad?

Hyunseung: Doojoon, never ever get on Junhyung's bad side. You should have listened to him!

Yoseob: yeah, appa! Umma's mad now. All your fault!

Kikwang: Pabo-hyung, you should know better!

Dongwoon: Hyung, I think you were asking for it. I feel sorry for you.

Hyunseung: Doojoon-ah, just go buy some coke and bring it to him.

Doojoon: Do you think that'll work?

Hyungseung: I don't know but we can find out.

*back to the dorm*

Doojoon: Jun? Babe? Hello?

Kikwang: is it clear to enter?

Doojoon: I don't know. Yoseob, why don't you go in and see?

Dongwoon: Hyung! Don't make Yoseob-hyung suffer from your mistake!

Yoseob: Yeah! Don't use my cuteness as a decoy!

*Hyunseung pushed Doojoon in the dorm and the rest joined to block of the door so Doojoon couldn't escape*

Doojoon: Hey! Guy's this is cruel. Don't you care for your precious leader?

The guys: WE LOVE YOU DOOJOON! WE WISH YOU WELL AND THAT YOU'LL SURVIVE!

Doojoon: Whatever! What kind of support is that?

*Doojoon starts looking for Junhyung in the dorm and found Junhyung laying on the bed*

Doojoon: Hey, you alright?

Junhyung: .................

Doojoon: Jun?

Junhyung: ..................

Doojoon: You're scarying me. Say something.

Junhung: Why are we together, Doo?

Doojoon: What?

Junhyung: Why are we together? Think about it. All we do is fight.

Doojoon: Because we're umma and appa

Junhyung: .............................................

*Junhyung throws a pillow at Doojoon*

Doojoon: yah, what was that far?

Junhyung: you're stupid

Doojoon: Stupid? How am I stupid?

Junhyung: you just are, okay? STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID!

Doojoon: Take is back. Now.

Junhyung: I can't take back what I said when it's true

Doojoon: Yah! I'll get you for that!

Junhyung: Let's break up.

Doojoon: What?! What are you saying?

Junhyung: I don't want to be with someone so stupid.

*Doojoon walks up to Junhyung and grabs him by the collar*

Doojoon: Take it back.

Junhyung: What? That you're stupid?

Doojoon: No

Junhyung: Then what?

Doojoon: Take it back.

Junhyung: What? What do you want me to take back?

Doojoon: JUST TAKE IT BACK!

Junhyung: WHAT?! TAKE BACK WHAT?

Doojoon: You can't break up with me

Junhyung: Why?

Doojoon: Because I said so

Junhyung: That's it? Because we're umma and appa? I don't want to be umma and appa anymore

Doojoon: What do you mean? You really don't want to be with me anymore?

Junhyung: I just don't want to be umma and appa!

*Junhyung was crying and so Doojoon hugged him*

Doojoon: Junnie, baby don't cry.

Junhyung: I hate you.

Doojoon: Junnie....

Junhyung: I really really hate you.

Doojoon: shhhh, It's okay. Let it all out.

Junhyung: I really really hate being umma and appa

Doojoon: Then what do you want to be?

Junhyung: I just want to be Doojoon and Junhyung

Doojoon: We can be that

Junhyung: I want you to be with me because I'm Junhyung, not the umma

Doojoon: why? you don't like it? Being umma and appa?

Junhyung: No. Me being umma and you being appa means that we're suppose to be together. You really don't love me, huh?

Doojoon: Pabo~ If you weren't Junhyung then I wouldn't be with you

Junhyung: but you kept saying we are umma and appa

*Doojoon pinches Junhyung's nose*

Junhyung: Yah, don't do that.

Doojoon: but my Junnie is being a pabo~

Junhyung: I'm not a pabo! You are!

Doojoon: Junhyung, I love you. Not because you're Beast's umma. I love you because you are Junhyung. Yong Junhyung.

*Junhyung hugs Doojoon a bit harder*

Junhyung: It's about time!

Doojoon: You love me more than coke right?

Junhyung: Yes, I love you more than coke you pabo!

*and then Doojoon kissed Junhyung*

Doojoon: Pabo Jun. Because we're umma and appa; you can't seperate from me. You're my wifey~

Junhyung: Well, now we're Doojoon and Junhyung. Hubby~

Doojoon: I like how that sounds.

*all the members were standing outside the room watching the scene unfold*

Hyunseung: alright guys. Cough it up! I won the bet.

Yoseob: How'd you know?

Kikwang: Hyung, you really do have that sixth sense

Dongwoon: Man, I've been tricked!

Yo-Kiki-Dong: How'd you know that Junhyung hates being umma?

Hyunseung: That's a secret. Come on, give me my money~

*Hyunseung heard Junhyung said it in his sleep one night. That cheater!*

The End.

I tried a different format. I know, y.

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