" Midori-chan, how are you? I've been swamped with work and long stupid meetings

Despite of this, my husband isnt looking for job and sleeps all day...

If i was a little bit younger, i would go and find someone else...

Oops, was I too honest? Did i go too far this time?

Oh, well.. " 

 

Husband POV's 

I have been using my wife's name and email and chatting online with a 19 year old college girl named Midori for a month now.

Ever since i lost my job six month ago, I tried to chat with a bunch of woman online...

....but no one ever replies.

 

So i have decided to be my wife and see what will happen....

Since then i started getting a lot of replies...

* Clicks a random female reply *

 

* E-mail Content *

" Hello my friend... I am Midori and I'm in college...

My friend told me i look like a pop star, tee-hee"

 

Husband : " works for me. "

 

* Wife came back home from work and enters room. *

* Husband quickly alt f4 the email *

 

Wife : " I'm home. " " What about dinner?"

Husband : " I already ate.. "

Wife : " I am not talking about you."

Wife : " Since you aren't working, you could do a little house work couldn't you? "

 

Husband : " He's a real jerk! " * Hits enter *

 

* You got mail *

Content of E-mail :

" Oh, poor girl... i feel sorry for you! 

But please don't be upset with him 

Maybe he's having a rough time look for work..

So please be a little supportive until he finds a new job (* ^ o ^ *) /

"

Husband : " Midori-chan you are so sweet... I wish every woman is just like you... "

 

- Next Morning - 

 

Wife : " How are the job interviews ? "

Husband : " I guess.. it didnt go well.. "

* Wife sighs *

Wife : " Again?... you need to get a grip of yourself! "

* Grabs coat and left for work *

 

Husband's POV

There's no future in our relationship...

She has sold one of her properties to help my debt from a loan shark a while ago

Since then our marriage has been as it is

 

* Telephone rings *

Husband : " Hello?"

Caller : " I dont need your hellos! i need the money! "

 

Husband's POV

I've promised myself that no more loan sharks..

But i ended up with more and more debts

Chatting with Midori was the only thing left in my life now.

 

* Sends an email to Midori, E-mail's content *

" Hey Midori, let's go get a coffee sometime, shall we?

I'd like to talk to you face to face instead of emailing...

You know, housewives sometimes need to breathe the fresh air too!

Please let me know what do you think"

* Hits send *

 

Ok thats it! I think she would understand...

...even if she finds out that i am  a guy...

...because she's got a good sense of humor

 

* Anticipitating a reply *

* You've got mail *

* Clicks mail from Midori *

 

* Email's content *

" Hello friend, I've got your email.. and i'd like to meet you too! "

Bingo!

 

" But there's something else I need to tell you that... 

i didnt mean to lie to you... but i dont look like the pop star.. 

I'm not that cute...

and also i told you that i'm 19 and in college...

...but i am actually forty-two years old..."

No ! Forty-two?

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" and also my name..was also a lie. My real name is Sochiro. "

What the f!

 

" Please dont be mad at me beacause i am actually a guy.."

* Husband leans back on his chair *

"Please forgive me. I saw your posting and knew you're a woman

so i wanted to email you as a woman also..

And i know this sounds crazy.. but i think i'm in love with you

But i would still love to meet you, please.

I'd like to ask you this from the bottom of my heart,  i would like you to see the real me "

* Husband laughed out loud. *

 

* Types a reply *

" I'm so disappointed in you! You've been lying to me all this time.. You knew that i'm a married woman... and i love my husband!

Please do not mail me back anymore! "

* Hits send *

 

- The next day - 

* You've got mail *

* Views inbox *

* Tons of mail with the subject " I'm so sorry " *

I said no more!

* Deletes every single mail *

 

* Telephone rings *

Husband : " Hello? "

Husband : " Who is this? "

- No answer -

- Puts down phone -

* Telephone rings again *

Husband : " Hello? "

- Again no answer. -

 

* You've got mail *

* Email's content *

" I just wanted to tell you that i couldnt sleep at night...

...although its all wrong, but i cant stop thinking about you

And i couldnt help myself driving by your house today...

Your name is  Hiwatari and you live in Niima...

So i tried to look that up in the phone book..."

 

* You've got mail *

* Email's content *

" Hi there, i went to your workplace today...

...and i was by you in your suit

And i cannot forget the sound of your footsteps in the hallway "

 

- Next morning -

* Husband was washing dishes *

Wife : " Listen, i got lots of strange phone calls at work lately "

Husband : " Phone calls? "

Wife : " Also, i feel like being followed by someone on my way home at night.. "

Wife : " I'm getting scared... "

Wife : " Can you pick me up at the station from now on? "

Wife : " I dont want to walk by the alley by myself... " 

Husband : " Sure. "

 

* Husband in car waiting for wife *

Wife : " Thanks. "

* Husband looks in the rear mirror , saw a figure of someone *

* Turns heads *

Wife : " Whats wrong? "

Husband : " Nothing.. "

 

* You've got a Mail *

* Email's content *

" Not only you're avoiding me...

you've asked your husband to pick you up...

I don't know if i can take it..

i suggest you stop all that otherwise you'll be sorry

Make sure your husband is protecting you whole day"

Are you threatening me?

 

- Next Morning -

Husband was heading back home from grocery shopping.

Suddenly a bunch of guys beat him up.

* Brings him back to see the boss *

 

Loan shark : " Promise is promise, you are not stupid  are you ? "

Loan shark : " Don't tell me you're broke. We know your wife has some properties... " 

Husband : " But they are not mine.. they belong to her family... "

Wingman : " Dont underestimate us you ! "

* Loan shark signalled him to stop *

Loan shark : " But if she's gone... you get everything.. "

Husband : " What do you mean?... "

Loan shark : " If you don't want to be involved in it... we can always get someone else to do the job for you.. "

 

* Back at home *

* Looks at the title of deed and life insurance policy *

Husband : " If she dies.. all this will be mine.. " 

Husband : " And since the guy is threatening us, the police will go after him... "

* Dials a number *

Loan shark : " Oh, what a surprise... "

Husband : " Its about my wife... "

Husband : " Now all i have to do is to show the police the threatening email... "

 

- Next morning -

Husband : " Hey i cant pick you up tonight "

Husband : " I have an interview tonight "

Wife : " Tonight? "

Husband : " Their day schedule is full... and i am supposed to have an interview with the president also "

Wife : " That's awesome! "

Husband : " Yeah... "

Wife : " Well, good luck! "

Husband : " Have a great day! "

Wife : " Thanks "

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* At a funeral *

Woman 1 : " Sounds like the guy she met online has been following her for a while..."

Woman 2 : " A stalker? What a scary world! "

 

* Husband wents back home *

* Turns on com and check for mail *

* Inbox ( 1 ) *

* Subject : My last email to you *

A day before yesterday?

 

* E-mail's content *

" Dear friend.. i wont write to you again... so please read this last email from me and promise me not to get upset...

I know you're the husband...

I knew who you are from the very beginning...

I just wanted to play a little game with you "

A game?

" Because i wanted to know if you care about your wife...

I wanted to see how you would react if i play the ert...

As i hoped, you showed your care and picked me up at the station every night...

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Now you know, it is me who's been chatting with you

The reason why i started to play this little game is, i wanted to save our marriage....

Our marriage has not been well so i couldnt talk to you face to face

So i was glad to see that you still care for me!

I just wanted us to be back what we used to be...

Now we know that we are on the same page,

I wish you luck on your interview tonight

I'll make your favourite dinner tonight as my thanks to you

 

Love to you,

Hiwatari"