< -- 'KYUHYUN': begrudgingly explain things -- >

yo no hold up a sec we don't even know who the you are are.

explain yourself before you wreck yourself (and whatever ing rules you keep going on about)

< -- 'KYUHYUN': introduce yourself -- >

TG: OKAY SO BASICALLY MY NAME IS KYUHYUN.
TG: EONSMONSTERS IS A POPULAR GAME IN YOUR WORLD, BUT OBVIOUSLY YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT.
TG: (AND TO BE HONEST I'M SLIGHTLY OFFENDED YOU DON'T, BUT I DIGRESS.)

TRT: what?

TG: NOTHING. :DD
TG: AS I WAS SAYING, YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE GAME. THAT'S WHY YOU WERE CHOSEN.

LL: For what?

TG: IF I TOLD YOU I'D BE BREAKING A RULE.

LL: You keep saying about rules and yet you wont tell us what they are

TG: YES, BECAUSE THEN I'D BE BREAKING A RULE.

TRT: oh my god

TG: SHUT UP ABOUT RULES FOR A SECOND.
TG: I WAS ABANDONED AT BIRTH AND BROUGHT TO AN ORPHANAGE. I'VE LIVED THERE ALL MY LIFE,
TG: AND ALL MY LIFE, I'VE BEEN TRAINED TO FIGHT MONSTERS.
TG: MONSTERS THAT ARE TRYING TO INVADE YOUR WORLD.

LL: That is complete and utter bull
LL: Things like that only happen in movies and stories

TG: WHO'S TO SAY YOU AREN'T LIVING IN A STORY OR MOVIE RIGHT NOW?

TRT: oh man youre as bad as chanhee and his stupid theories

TG: LEE CHANHEE?

TRT: yeah???
TRT: hes like one of our best friends
TRT: how do you know him?

TG: HE WAS AN ALLY OF MINE. WE WERE RAISED IN THE SAME ORPHANAGE AND TRAINED TO FIGHT THE SAME MONSTERS. BUT HE DISAPPEARED FOUR YEARS AGO, WHICH WAS THE SAME TIME MONSTERS BEGAN STRENGTHENING AND TRYING TO INVADE YOUR WORLD.

LL: We met chanhee four years ago

TRT: my dreams started four years ago

LL: Dude

TRT: dont say it
TRT: dont you dare ing say it byunghun

LL: Maybe this is actually legit

TRT: I SAID DONT SAY IT

TG: UH, GUYS? YOUR OTHER FRIENDS SHOULD BE ARRIVING SOON.

LL: Oh man i bet daniel is gonna his pants i have gotta see this

TRT: will you two just get married already

LL: Our rivalry is strictly platonic thank you very much

TRT: does platonic mean lots of hate-loving?

LL: I will you up

TG: WHAT ARE YOU TWO EVEN TALKING ABOUT? I'M STILL STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU KNOW.

< -- Kyuhyun: awkwardly inch away from the squabbling teenagers -- >

you really could care less about what they were shouting about (which was a compeltely lie because you were totally interested in their other-worldly selves) so you press your back against the wall and slowly inch away

they never saw anything

no success has ever been sweeter

< -- Kyuhyun: go out into town square -- >

the next arrival of the gang will be someone named minsoo, who you dont know but whatever you'll find out about him eventually.

the town square is deserted, as it usually is at 0700 because there are no part-time jobs available for players and all the shops are closed. you still look around to make sure you're alone, though.

< -- Kyuhyun: open illegal chat client -- >

at least, illegal by your law. as an npc, you really shouldn't have access to these things.

apparently you already had a conversation taking place?

< -- Kyuhyun: continue the conversation -- >

MB: Warn me about what? That you're some sort of stalker?

TG: AGAIN, VERY RUDE. WHY IS IT ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN? DD:

MB: All of us?

TG: .
TG: FORGET WHAT I SAID.

MB: Not very likely.

TG: LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA GET A DOWNLOAD ON YOUR LAPTOP.
TG: IT'S GOING TO DOWNLOAD WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, SO JUST GO WITH IT.
TG: IT'S ALSO GOING TO PLAY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, SO GO WITH THAT TOO.
TG: AFTER YOU PRESS OKAY (WHICH YOU REALLY SHOULD), YOU'RE GOING TO FAINT.
TG: SO JUST GO WITH ALL OF THAT.

MB: I have a gun.

TG: YEAH? WELL, I HAVE A SWORD. AND YOUR FRIENDS. :DD
TG: SO JUST PRESS OKAY AND PASS OUT, GOT IT?

MB: What have you done with my friends? And who exactly do you have?

TG: RICKY AND BYUNGHUN.
TG: AND RELAX, MISTER HERO, THEY'RE PERFECTLY FINE AND BICKERING ABOUT WHATEVER A HOMOH IS.

MB: Good ing lord, they're idiots.

TG: OBVIOUSLY NOT, IF THEY WERE CHOSEN. LIKE YOU.
TG: SERIOUSLY THOUGH, PRESS OKAY WHEN YOU'RE PROMPTED TO.
TG: I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU, MINSOO. HEHEHE. :D

=======> continue.

a/n: l.joe being a little punk is what i live for in life and i would let him me up any day holla @ me u lil cutie