< -- Ricky: don't call back -- >

no way you're still too pissed to even think about calling him back. so instead you read one of your favorite web-comics ever: sweet bro and hella jeff.

"TOLD YOU BOUT THEM STAIRS BRO"

such an inspiring quote...

< -- Ricky: slurp down the rest of the goddamn frappuccino -- >

SERIOUSLY IT'S JUST SO DANG GOOD

< -- Ricky: pocket your crap -- >

you pocket your items in this exact order: laptop, phone, wallet.

< -- Ricky: ignore the beeping from your phone and leave -- >

someone is trying to bother you on the chat client, but you don't care right now. you just leave for your apartment. and thanks to the magic of storytelling, you are now there in under two seconds.

magic.

< -- Ricky: take a nap -- >

zzzzzzzz. do not disturb. zzzzzzzzz.

< -- Laptop: download EonsMonsters -- >

wait, what?

< -- Ricky: wake up -- >

wasn't it light outside when you went to sleep?

oops.

< -- Ricky: unpocket your crap -- >

ok so you put in your wallet first... then your phone... then your laptop... and success! everything drops onto your bed in a loud clatter. hopefully your phone and laptop are ok.

< -- Ricky: open laptop -- >

uh. what the hell is EonsMonsters? and how is it running with no wi-fi?

< -- continue -- >

processing... processing...

  hello. welcome to EonsMonsters.

       proceed? ==== >

"what?"

EonsMonsters? you didn't remember downloading that. maybe daniel or byunghun did. they were idiots, after all; always downloading a bunch of crap you didn't need nor want onto your laptop without your permission.

but you had to admit— whatever this game was, it sounded cool.

"maybe i should..."

you hovered your cursor over the arrow.

"or... well..."

and it still hovered.

"okay."

and you clicked it.

< -- Ricky: faint -- >

son of a .

< -- Ricky: switcharooni -- >

you are now fishface again. 

can we get this brotha a real in' name?

< -- Fishface: Daniel -- >

yes that's actually a good suggestion. you get a gold star. and a gold trophy. and a gold medal. you get all the golden rewards. all of them.

< -- Daniel: pack suitcase -- >

you don't care if it'll cost extra money; you pack up a suitcase with enough supplies for two days. but you don't pocket your suitcase, because your pocket is very complicated and to be honest you do not know how to work it. apparently, according to chanhee, you had to do math to get your stuff out of your pocket. and who wants to do math?

only losers.

like ricky.

< -- Daniel: walk outside and stand in front of apartment building -- >

this is slightly awkward

but only slightly

< -- Daniel: switchablub -- >

that was getting kinda boring so now you're Byunghun again. 

< -- Byunghun: lie on floor unconcious -- >

wait, what? . WHY ARE THESE SIX YOUNG BOYS DROPPING LIKE FLIES? WHY MUST THE GOOD-LOOKING ALWAYS DIE YOUNG? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

< -- Observe laptop -- >

oh. 

oh no.

< -- Hey, chicken. Why are you in the ing laptop? -- >

the small figure on the screen jumps and whirls around, looking for the source of the voice. which is you. mwahahaha.

< -- What game were you playing before this happened? -- >

the figure, now confirmed to be Byunghun as well, shrugs.

"SOME THING CALLED EONSMONSTERS. I THOUGHT ONE OF MY FRIENDS SENT IT TO ME."

< -- Shut up oh my god I'm not deaf you dillhole -- >

"sorry" 

< -- Yeah, you bet you are. Anyways. Uh. Bye. -- >

"NO WAIT WHAT DON'T LEAVE ME I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT'S HAPPENING I AM IN A GODDAMN VIDEO GAME FOR S SAKE"

but it's too late

you have already left

mwhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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