wowous: holy

AHN_NIEL: what
AHN_NIEL: what the is wrong

wowous:

T_Ricky_T: hyung speak to us

< -- [wowous] has disconnected -- >

AHN_NIEL: what

< -- [wowous] has gone idle -- >

T_Ricky_T: what the

< -- [wowous] has logged off -- >

AHN_NIEL: i am so confused

< -- [ljoeljoe123] has requested to join the chat. yes / no. -- >
< -- [T_Ricky_T] says YES. -- >
< -- [AHN_NIEL] says YES. -- >
< -- [ljoeljoe123] has joined the chat. -- >

ljoeljoe123: Did chanhee message you guys just now??

AHN_NIEL: yeah
AHN_NIEL: and then he left the chat
AHN_NIEL: went idle
AHN_NIEL: and logged off

ljoeljoe123: Wow really no sherlock i didnt realize that this is brand new information to me im shocked at this development

AHN_NIEL: you asshat

T_Ricky_T: guys can you not fight for more than five seconds??

ljoeljoe123: No

AHN_NIEL: that

T_Ricky_T: ...

< -- [wowous] has sent an OFFLINE MESSAGE to [mr.bang]. -- >

wowous: holy
wowous: minmijko
wowous:
wowous: minsoo
wowous: hlpeleffhgkkmlhmvldla

< -- [wowous] has disconnected -- >
< -- [wowous has gone idle -- >
< -- [wowous] has logged off -- >

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look at yourself. you're SUPER CUTE and you DO NOT LOOK YOUR AGE. everyone LOVES YOU, even if they think they hate you, because NOBODY CAN HATE YOU. you're the cutest on the block. your big ears make everybody swoon at your cuteness. however, you have a deep, dark secret nobody but your best friends know. and you can't say what the secret is because obviously that wouldn't make it much of a secret.

but it'll be revealed eventually.

what is your name?

< -- Booty -- >

wow. hilarious.

you really don't appreciate that joke. even if you do have a nice booty.

be serious now.

< -- Ricky -- >

yes! much better! a fitting CUTE name for a CUTE boy.

i mean.

man.

< -- MAN. -- >

YES OK I'M SORRY I MEANT MAN

< -- Ricky: sulk -- >

you sulk because sulking is cute. like you.

< -- Ricky: do a switcharooni -- >

WHOA MAN SWITCHAROONI.

now who is this handsome big-lipped man?

<-- Fishface -- >

wow ok so that's highly offensive to fishes everywhere because they can't even HOPE to look as good as him. like, wow, you should just leave right now because you're a sick selfish bastard.

< -- Fishface???: switchablubblub -- >

hot spicy ramen now who is this fine good lookin' sir?

< -- Mr. Bang. -- >

eh.

close enough.

< -- Mr. Bang???: pocket your 'baby'. -- >

yes you have a gun and yes you call your gun your baby. your parents raised you to be ALWAYS AWARE, and slightly PARANOID. have a problem?

then say hello to my little friend.

< -- Mr. Bang???: shoot self in the foot for that horrible joke -- >

well that isn't horrible or anything

you decide to not do that because the entire story would be over if you did that and you have a role to fulfill goddamnit

< -- Mr. Bang???: deal with who's bothering you -- >

oh now lookie here what's this—

< -- [wowous] has sent an OFFLINE MESSAGE to [mr.bang]. -- >

wowous: holy
wowous:
wowous:
wowous:
wowous:
wowous: minsoo
wowous: hlpeleffhgkkmlhmvldla

< -- [wowous] has left the chat -- >
< -- [wowous has went idle -- >
< -- [wowous] has logged off -- >

< -- Mr. Bang???: stare at your computer in confusion -- >

what in the everliving —

< -- Mr. Bang???: message your friends -- >

mr.bang: Guys, did Chanhee send you a message?

AHN_NIEL: YES
AHN_NIEL: DID HE SAY 'HOLY '

mr.bang: Uh, yeah, and then I think he tried to type 'help'.

T_Ricky_T: oh no

mr.bang: What?

T_Ricky_T: my dream is coming true

AHN_NIEL: excuse me???? ricky i told you to let me know if you were having dreams again!!!!

T_Ricky_T: i know im sorry i just didnt think it was one of those dreams yknow

AHN_NIEL: not really

T_Ricky_T: right sorry i forget sometimes

ljoeljoe123: Yo before we continue this can someone get changjo on here too because he'll be pissed if he misses this

mr.bang: Hold on, I'll call him.

< -- Mr. Bang???: call other friend -- >

you call your friend and wait for an answer, but all you get is his answering machine. changjo always answers his phone. even if he's doing something stupid like cooking or cleaning or whatever. pfft. what a loser.

something funkier than funky month old cheese is going down, and you do not like it.

thank goodness you have your baby with you.

< -- Mr. Bang???: announce bad news -- >

mr.bang: he didnt answer

T_Ricky_T:
T_Ricky_T: this isnt good at all
T_Ricky_T: someone needs to go check on him

AHN_NIEL: he's on the other side of the country how the can we do that?

T_Ricky_T: look i dont know ok
T_Ricky_T: all i know is that something really bad might have just happened
T_Ricky_T: and the only person within twenty minutes of changjo just went holy and disappeared on us
T_Ricky_T: so we either twiddle our thumbs hoping chanhee comes back soon or we hurry the up and get some train tickets and get our asses over to changjo ASAP

ljoeljoe123: i'll check prices hold on a sec

T_Ricky_T: prices dont matter just get the ing tickets

< -- Mr. Bang: switchaboom -- >

and now you're some skinny little boy whose english oh crap there goes one of your chickens squawking and bawking again!!!!!

awesome. just awesome.

now what's your name again?

< -- Chicken -- >

WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS CRAP

I REPEAT: WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS CRAP

< -- L.Joe -- >

dang that's sooo creative.

your name is byunghun ok? ok. now continue on

< -- Byunghun: look at ticket prices -- >

the cheapest tickets available have only 3 left, which means somebody won't be able to go. this is a very important decision that would most definitely affect what happens next. and that's scary. you do not like making big decisions. the possibility of being the one who decides whether something could be life-saving or not is freaky as frick. so, with a heavy heart, you turn the decision to the power of democracy.

which is the readers.

who will stay behind?

> ricky

> byunghun

> mr. bang

> fishface