Baby girls....
I translated GuiGui's weibo interview a few weeks ago, and I wanted to spruce it up a little and post it here as kind of a bonus for you all (if you haven't read it yet), but somewhere along the line it became a challenge for me to think of commentary to insert...so it's...pretty terrible, actually, this chapter. x.x I apologize in advance for that, and for any faulty translations that may have happened. Thank you to the 11 beautiful subscribers here, and to the lovely people who left me comments on the last chapter. This one's for you, flawed as it is.

“Boss, you got message!”

Taecyeon jumped at GuiGui’s voice chirping from his phone. Quickly, he glanced around to see if anyone was around. When Nichkhun had heard his new ringtone, he had positively cackled, slapping him on the back even as Taecyeon had insisted that it didn’t mean anything. The last thing he needed was for Wooyoung, or, even worse, Chansung to hear it, too.

Chansung had gotten almost as bad as Junho. Maybe worse. After he realized that he had missed a chance to meet GuiGui, he had locked himself in his room for days. Finally, while the crew was dissembling equipment at the bakery, Taecyeon had approached GuiGui (awkwardly), (stiffly) explained that his maknae was a huge fan, and asked her to record a video message. She had agreed with a bright laugh.

“Chansung oppa!”

“No, not oppa.” Taecyeon shook his head. “He’s younger than you.”

“Oh, okay. Chansung not-oppa!” She giggled. “Thank you for…ehm…supporting me. I’m glad that oppa’s teammate likes me. You are…brother-in-law? We will—ah, no—I will see you one day. Hwaiting!” She pumped her fist.

 He had immediately sent the video to Chansung, along with a promise to mention his name in the broadcast. Chansung finally stopped sulking. Unfortunately, this left him free to do other things, including making everyone else in the house rewatch the video with him again and again, and trying to outlevel Junho in GuiGui’s Korean fancafe. (It had been a dangerous couple of days to be near the maknae line, but in the end, Junho had won and a peace agreement was settled.)

Taecyeon turned his attention back to his phone. Typing in his passcode—8232—he unlocked the screen and slid down the message tab. New Email. He opened his inbox.

To: Ok Taecyeon

From:   Lee Junho

CC: Hwang Chansung

Re: Reason #534 You Need to Hurry Up and Call GuiGui Noona

Hyung!

I joined the Piao Piao translation team, and I finished my first solo translation project today! (Since when did Junho know Chinese?) It involved a lot of online translators and a little bribery of Chen seonsaengnim, but I mostly did it by myself. Aren’t you proud of me, hyung? ^^ Changsung and I both think you should read it…and get a move on and call noona! If you don’t do it, I will!

[As if it were so easy. It had taken him half an hour of sweating to himself and practicing in his head before he could finally work up the courage just to ask her for her phone number on the last day of shooting. Now that he had it, he still had no idea what to say to her, and with each passing day, it seemed as if it would be more and more strange if he called her out of the blue. Maybe he should just let Junho call first.]

“Global We Got Married: Wu Ying Jie Weibo Interview

GuiGui: Answering your questions on set…what do you want to ask?

[He stared for longer than he probably should have at the smooth slope of her forehead and the creases in her seemingly un-made-up eyelids, thinking of how she looked that last day with her hair pinned up, eyes wet with tears, somehow tragically beautiful as she cried.]

Q: #Global We Got Married# GuiGui, jia you!
A: I will….[this is written in English] 

[“Hwaiting!” she cheered, hands raised in the air, fingers wriggling. He watched as she wove her way through the cameras, repeating herself to each of the staff members. When she returned, breathless, to his side, she asked, “Oppa, do you know? Chinese ‘hwaiting’ is ‘jia you’.” She lit up when he repeated her words carefully. If he had been as fearless as her, he would have repeated it ten more times to see her smile like that at him again. But he wasn’t, so all he could do was smile back and wonder if she ever needed anyone to cheer her on.]

Q: GuiGui, did you bring the silver shoes back with you?
A: Yes!!

[His own pair sat in their box in his closet instead of the shoerack in the entryway. He was afraid that someone else might dirty them, scuff them, or—god forbid—try to borrow them. Better to keep them on a closet shelf and take them out on rest days and airport days. (They worked as airport fashion, netizens wouldn’t go crazy over a possible scandal because they knew where the shoes came from, and there was the added bonus that he could pretend he was on his way to see her.) He liked to imagine that she was wearing hers at the same time, and that they were taking the same steps, just in different places.]

Q: I sent several [weibo posts]…did you see me? Ten points out of ten! Ten points out of ten!
A: Ha ha ha!! Ten points out of ten (laughing)

[Sometimes he would hear her voice in her head, singing “ten out of ten! ten out of ten!” It was usually cheerful, but every once in a while, she sang to him with her pant legs soaked in cold ocean water, a pitiful “ten…out of…ten….oppaaaa!” Every now and again, he’d catch himself humming and dancing as she had, hands waving back and forth in the air.]

Q: Hu hu hu, GuiGui, which details were the most memorable?
A: They were all very memorable~it’s hard to choose

[His was her staring up at him that last day, with an “I love you” falling off her lips.]

Q: Giving up on asking questions! Ultimately hope that GuiGui and oppa are both happy fast! [“fast” may be a typo for happy]
A: (kiss)

[Chansung adds that this is a sign that you need to hurry up.]

Q: Dear, do you like smiling/laughing, are you very happy every day?
A: I like it! I like spending every day happily!! Everyone should (keke)

[He wondered how she did it—stayed so happy all the time. Being near her, he had been penetrated by her aura, as if her energy had invaded him and filled him up with her brightness. Every time he had come home from a shoot, the leftover happiness lasted for a few days.]

Q: Did you have any crazy shopping sprees while you were in Korea?
A: (hehe hehe hehe)

[He’d never seen her buy much for herself. With her, everything was a gift for someone else—for him, for their guests, for the staff, for his manager, for her translator unni, but never for herself.]

Q: What was your favorite Korean food?
A: I really liked all of it, like/miss Korea!!

[At the barbeque restaurant, he had sat next to her. Her favorite was samgyeopsal. She had been wearing a pink hoodie that day, and when he pointed at the grill with his chopsticks to ask if that was what she wanted, she had nodded with such enthusiasm that the white drawstrings had bounced against her shoulders.]

Q: What are the Korean phrases that you still remember now? xDDD
A: There are a lot~~

[Why had “michyeosseo couple” never caught on, he wondered? It was certainly apt enough. He chuckled as he remembered them screaming at the amusement park, squirting each other with cold water when it was only seventeen degrees out.]

Q: If you watch all of them, right now the fourteenth episode has been broadcasted, which episode do you like most?
A: Each episode is full of memories…I really like all of them!

Q: GuiGui, seeing the things given to you by “We Got Married,” how do you feel? Are you sad?
A: Not sad, but I really miss the people from “We Got Married”

[He wondered how her ivy plant was doing. His had wilted a bit the first few weeks, but after Nichkhun chewed him out about it, he had put some plant food in it and began watering it every day, and it perked up considerably. (When he was sure that no one was around, he also secretly gave it pep talks.)]

Q: Class Leader, what was your most memorable moment from Korea???
A: They were all very memorable!! What I miss the most are the people from “We Got Married” and the delicious food (hehe)

Q: GuiGui, I was wondering, when you were filming, which meeting left the deepest impression on you?? The first time you met?? Or when you were separating? >.<
A: Every time we met left a very deep impression, they were all very beautiful memories 

Q: Will you collaborate with any other Korean artists? Have you ever thought about going to Korea to film dramas or movies?
A: If there are opportunities, I’d really like to!!

[She’d be a raving success. People loved her on “We Got Married,” and Korean fans especially had lamented the fact that she wasn’t a Korean idol. If she tried, she’d be a hit with every variety show. And if she tried…at least they would be in the same country again.]

Q: “Love is Meters Away” is really good!!! GuiGui really likes to tease Hu Xia!
A: I also really like this MV (heart)

[He’d watched it after Junho had sent it to him. She looked completely beautiful, but sadder, and her hair was shorter. He wondered why she had cut it.]

Q: Did you cry at the end when you were leaving “We Got Married”?
A: Watch the broadcast of Episode 15 and you will know

Q: If I am so lucky as to get a response!! Episode 15, I…enduring the torture, will continue watching! …Eh…even though…even if you don’t reply, I’ll still watch it…the disappointed me T_T
A: No matter what happens keep supporting [the show]!

Q: The show is ending soon, please say something to the fans that love you~~~
A: Thank you to everyone for supporting TaecGui! (love)

Q: TaecGui fans from around the world want to “jump” with GuiGui. We’d like GuiGui to post the dance steps to the song I LOVE YOU (with GuiGui오영결) online, if you could do an MV for it afterwards, that’d be even better!!! We really want to “Jump~Jump~Jump~” P.S. Your older sisters from Taiwan love you, be HAPPY every day (haha)
A: Thank you older sisters!

[When he saw the video of her practicing, he regretted not looking more closely at her as she danced. He wished they could make an MV, if only so that he could see her again.]

Q: Have you ever seen the “Making Film” videos for “We Got Married”? They are really very interesting! Other people have asked the same question, why have you answered them and not me? GuiGui, you are biased ><
A: I love all of you, each person that loves me, I don’t play favorites!

Q: GuiGui, tomorrow night will you also watch the last new episode~
A: Of course I will!!!

Q: GuiGui, what are you going to do after this interview is over?
A: Continue filming! I’ve been filming while answering you all!

[How did she manage to work at that hectic pace? It was only after the show had ended that he had finally had time to look up her recent projects—she had been in back-to-back dramas and films in both China and Taiwan, as well as music videos and endorsement projects. Was she overworking herself? Was she eating well?]

Q: During the filming for “We Got Married,” what do you feel was the most important thing that you gained?
A: I got to know oppa!! and every Korean staff member…

Q: Class Leader Gui must be particularly envious of the three-eyed alien right now, hahaha, because it has many eyes…there must be so many questions that you can’t read them all, right?
A: If I had three eyes that would be great! Then I could read everything!

[A stuffed three-eyed alien stared back at him from his desk, where it sat beside his laptop.]

Q: Miss Gui, did you like the styling in “We Got Married”? You were very beautiful.
A: I liked it a lot! (love) I’m very thankful to the makeup unnis

[That first day…he hadn’t thought that she looked like anything special. He must have been blind or stupid or both, because now every time he saw her, whether in his mind or on a screen, she looked breathtaking.]

Q: Thank you GuiGui and Taecyeon. You’ve made me very happy for these past three months. (heart heart)
A: Bring happiness to you all is the most important!

[She had always remembered their audience. He hadn’t. His manager had scolded him for not acting convincingly infatuated enough. But he hadn’t cared too much about it before, and once he did, what could he do but keep pretending nothing had changed?]

Q: Take care of yourself well! Looking forward to even better work from you in the future!
A: I will ^_^ Thank you for your consideration!!

Q: I’ve always wanted to ask, do you always smell your food before you eat? (*^__^*) Hehe…
A: Yes! I think it’s a habit.

[“Kal—jal-mu-ges—kes-meda!” After all this time, she still struggled with it, but it was starting to be more endearing and less frustrating. She smiled at him before closing her eyes and breathing in deeply. “Mmm…mashisoyo!”]

Q: You’re responding very slowly. Are you busy?
A: I’m responding while filming!! Please forgive me, won’t you!! I’m working hard to respond ^_^

Q: Miss Gui, are you still learning English? This is the first time I’ve participated in a Weibo interview, I sent several, did you see mine, it’s ending soon, please respond to me!
A: I am! I want to improve myself more (hehe)

Q: Class leader, what time did you think oppa was the most romantic~~
A: Probably when he proposed~

[To be honest, he hadn’t spent that much time writing the letter. Thinking of it now made him feel guilty, especially when he remembered the card she had given him at the amusement park and the neat rows of careful handwriting that lined the page.]

Q: GuiGui hasn’t answered me. I am hurt. But I still really like TaecGui! Ten points out of ten!!
A: It’s not that I’m not answering, it’s that I only have two hands! If I had a hundred, then I could reply to you all!

Q: (cry cry cry) GuiGui, GuiGui, GuiGui, have you met the other members of 2PM~~~~~have you seen my posts?
A: I have~ while recording the show

Q: Do you have anything to say to Taecyeon?
A: I’m very happy to have had the opportunity to work with oppa! I will always remember this time 

[He was uncomfortably aware of the fact that she did not say that she missed him or wanted to see him again.]

Q: Would you want to do other collaborations with oppa!??
A: I hope there will be!!

Q: GuiGui, do you ever take out the proposal letter that oppa wrote to you and read it?? When you read it, do you think of oppa???
A: I’ve kept that letter very carefully~~

[What did “kept” mean? Did she still read it, or had she put it in a box in the back of her closet?]

Q: I love U [written in English]
A: Love uuuuuu [written in English]

Q: If there was a second season, would you continue to participate? I hope you are still everyone’s pistachio~! (hehe) [Pistachio in Chinese is “happy fruit.”]
A: If there was a second season I’d also look forward to it!!!

[Would she come back though? If they asked her?]

Q: When you saw Nichkhun, were you happy? Haha
A: At the time, I was a bit shocked, and very happy (keke)

[Maybe he needed to destroy Nichkhun.]

Q: Looking forward to the last episode! GuiGui, is there anything that you can tell us about it in advance? Is the atmosphere very sad at the end (cry)
A: Unending surprises!!

Q: Were you happy during your marriage?
A: Very happy~

[He had been happy too, he wanted to tell her. Not at first, but little by little, she had gotten under his skin.]

Q: GuiGui, did you learn some things from Taecyeon to improve yourself?
A: I learned a lot from oppa

Q: [Removed by the user, but probably something about if Taecyeon came to Taiwan]
A: I would! I would bring him to fun places and good places to eat

[He had to make sure that their next tour included a stop in Taiwan. An extended one. With vacation days. Maybe they could go on a show together. She could translate for him.]

Q: GuiGui, how has your work been going recently, remember that you must eat in a timely manner, do not fatigue yourself. Don’t worry, no matter what happens, these fans of yours will never stop loving you. Just wanted to say I will support you. My Korean is not bad! Qingjiangyo! Hehe. [I think it’s supposed to sound like something in Korean]
A: Recently, I’ve been filming “Amazing Benevolent Teacher”! Being happily tired is not being tired at all (keke)

[He could not find any information at all about this new drama. Was there a man in it? If so, he’d have to destroy him, too.]

Q: Finale tomorrow night. It will definitely be torturous. Your appearance on Happy Camp the day after tomorrow will make us feel better
A: Haha~Must also watch Happy Camp when it airs (love)

[Junho checked his phone to find a text message from Taecyeon telling him to find a Korean subbed version of GuiGui’s Happy Camp appearance. He grinned. “What did I tell you, hyung?”

Q: Gui-er, the shoes, rings, caterpillar, and other gifts that oppa gave you, did you take them back with you?
A: I brought all of them home! They accompany me every day…

[Did she still wear her rings? His were on a chain around his neck, hidden under his shirt. He missed the weight of it around her finger.]

Q: Miss Gui, are you laughing as you respond?
A: Change “laughing” to filming

Q: Since “We Got Married Global Edition” began broadcasting, there have been many, many TaecGui fans…TaecGui fans are called San Yan Zi [this is the word for “three-eyed alien,” but with the middle character replaced with one of the characters from Taecyeon’s name]~~do you have anything you want to say to us San Yan Zi?
A: Thank you to all of you for liking our couple~ you must continue supporting me and oppa

[Ha! So Junho had been wrong. They did have fans. Hopefully they had fanfiction, too, by now.]

Q: If you filmed “We Got Remarried,” would you be very, very happy?
A: I’d definitely be very happy!

[He toyed with the idea of calling his manager and demanding that he pull some strings with PD Kim, but thought better of it. It wouldn’t do to make decisions rashly.]

Q: (love love love) GuiGui, did you like the hanbok-wearing you?(love love love)
A: I liked it a lot! We were very cute wearing hanbok

[As his face drew nearer and nearer to hers, her eyelids had fluttered in nervousness. He kept his attention on the red dot on her cheek rather than making eye contact. Closer…closer…until he felt her breath on his lips. He bit off the jujube and pulled away quickly, embarrassed.]

Q: Watching We Got Married, I’ve discovered that Taecyeon oppa has been affected by you in many ways (such as in the strict rules of ganbei (hehe)) What about you, then, Miss Gui?? Have you found yourself now being affected by oppa, and in what instances? (sun) (haha)
A: I have! Now whenever I drink anything I drink it in one go!!

[When he wasn’t careful, he did too. He had almost scalded his tongue the other day when he had tried to down a cup of coffee.]

Q: While you were in Korea, which place did you like the most?
A: I really liked all of the places that I went to with oppa (☆_☆)

[His favorite had been Cheong-gye-cheon, when they had walked down the street holding hands in public, and GuiGui had seemed like a real daughter-in-law preparing for his mother’s birthday.]

Q: GuiGui, I really like you, and I was wondering, what thoughts did you have about “We Got Married”? Quickly reply, quickly reply. I’m online watching #We Got Married# Because I like you too much, I’ve been spending a bit too long on the computer? My eyes are bloodshot, quickly respond, ten points out of ten~! I’ve sent a lot~! Please respond~
A: Marriage is a matter that requires impulse!!

Q: Were you satisfied with your solo performance on “We Got Married”?
A: Were you all satisfied?

[Chansung had sent him a video of a barely-twenty GuiGui and a ten-year old boy dancing on a television show. She had moves.]

Q: I Love You Forever…I feel that this song is really nice to listen to, do you ever secretly sing it?
A: I do! The week after we finished the recording I kept singing it~(haha)

[He had sung it in the shower until Junsu caught him one day and yelled at him for butchering music, throwing a loofah at his head.]

Q: GuiGui~~~~~~What was your first impression of Taecyeon oppa??? After being together, what was your impression of him??? Please respond!!!
A: At first I thought he was cool, afterwards I discovered that he is actually very attentive and cute.

Q: GuiGui, what do you really want to say oppa right now? (heart heart)
A: Miss u…u???? [written in English]

[He missed her. It wasn’t a constant thing, but something that snuck up on him every once in a while, without warning. Suddenly, her voice would sound in his head—“oppa”—and he’d feel a need to talk to her again, to have her re-infuse him with her goodness.]

Q:

A: Our picture together (☆_☆)

Q: In reality, would you like the kind of guy that is like Prince Taecyeon oppa? [“prince” may be a typo for “Ok”]
A: I would!! Very much!! [She uses “ten points” for “very much”…pun intended? O_o]

[Was he her type? She hadn’t been his—she still wasn’t, really, despite all the glamorous photo shoots she did—but somehow it had started to matter less and less.]

Q: If pretending became reality and you were allowed to be together, would you fall in love with Ok Taecyeon??
A: Didn’t I already answer this question? Haha

[He wanted to hear her answer without cameras. Without meddling friends. He wanted to know if she meant it when she said that she had wanted to say yes.]

Q: How did you feel about Taecyeon oppa’s kiss scene~~~please reply
A: Very shy.

[Weren’t her kisses even more extreme? He had watched the “Taste of Summer” MV. Even her voice hadn’t been enough to keep him from noticing her costar kissing her in the kitchen.]

Q: GuiGui (heart) You and oppa are really well matched!!! (love) Reply to me!! Please!! (upset) I am a fan from Hong Kong, even a “hi” would be great (heart) (love)
A: hello~

Q: If you had an opportunity in the future, would you attend one of 2PM’s concerts?
A: I most definitely would!! I really want to go!!

[He would have VIP tickets sent to her for every single concert.]

Q: Please respond…next, other than filming dramas, what other plans do you have?
A: I want more and more people to know about GuiGui Wu Yingjie!!

[She’d captivate the world in no time.]

Q: GuiGui ah~ Ever since you debuted on “Hei Se Hui” I’ve liked you, now you are becoming more and more amazing and more and more beautiful! I hope that you and Taecyeon film a drama together!
A: This isn’t a bad suggestion!!!

Q: GuiGui, what happened to the wedding photos of you and oppa? Did you bring them back to Taiwan?
A: I did! There are also some hanging in the company building

[His favorite was one that G.O. had taken on his cell phone. They’d both been smiling, and he’d had her hand on his arm and the faint mark of her lipstick on his cheek.
“It looks like a real wedding.” G.O. had written in the accompanying message.]

Q: After you separated, did you miss oppa?
A: I missed him a little bit, I don’t know if he missed me!?

Q: [post has been removed by user]
A: Please don’t hate me, okay?

[He hated the thought of fans hurting her. How could they be so disrespectful to someone who was supposed to be his wife?]

Q: Now do you like Nichkhun or Taecyeon more?
A: Take a guess, take a guess, of course it’s…

[It seemed safer to guess Nichkhun…]

Q: I really like your smile, it’s infectious, when I’m watching “We Got Married, I also can’t help smiling. GuiGui, what was the most sincere feeling that oppa gave you? I really think you two could be together.
A: Oppa is a man that is just like a flower~Ha! Very attentive

[Her smile truly was infectious. Just thinking about it made him smile, too.]

Q: When you are with Kwanghee, it’s very happy. How do you feel about Kwanghee?
A: Kwanghee oppa is a very interesting and cute person.

[Kwanghee had also been telling him to call GuiGui. On the other hand, Kwanghee was also a massive fan of Fahrenheit, and had been telling Aaron Yan the same thing. (Aaron had thought it a strange request, but hadn’t hesitated to actually do it. Taecyeon did.)]

Q: Do you feel that foreign love is possible? Or can you accept foreign love? Please reply~~
A: If there is love there is no need to consider country (haha)

[It did complicate matters, though, when the other party had a hard enough time confronting his feelings when they were still in the same timezone.]

Q: GuiGui~~After these three weeks of being with Taecyeon, has there been a change in how you see him as opposed to when you first met? How do you feel about him now?
A: Oppa is a very attentive guy, he really understands what girls are thinking

[A snort escaped him. What he would give to understand what she was thinking half the time.]

Q: Kekekekeke, honestly speaking, have you two had secret contact~ (haha haha) Leniency to those who confess, severity for those who resist
A: What do you all think? Haha

[That would be a big, fat NO. He was too scared to even text her.]

Q: GuiGui-ya, that yes of yours means you feel there is a possibility that the relationship between you and Taecyeon oppa could develop. We are all anticipating it. Reply reply, you must reply to me, at least a hi
A: Hi!!!! Yes!!!! [written in English]

[He perked up. Maybe he had a chance after all.]

Q: The presents that you gave to each other during “We Got Married,” were they ultimately taken by the program, or were they really yours to keep? The cups, lunchbox, letter, shoes that oppa gave to you; also the three-eyed alien pajamas, alien to tie on the shoes, letter, shoes…where are they now? Please respond
A: Some are at home and some are with me as I am filming (love)

[Sometimes he took the alien sneaker accessory with him to filmings. He kept it in his pocket for good luck.]

Q: Were most of your actions scripted or most of them natural???
A: It was all natural!!

Q: Miss Gui, do you think Taecyeon oppa is better, or Nichkhun oppa? Haha, I’d also like to ask, which other “We Got Married” couples have you watched? Khuntoria?
A: My oppa is Taecyeon not Nichkhun (keke)

[“Yes! Take that, Khun.”]

Q: Which guests on “We Got Married” left the deepest impression on GuiGui??
A: Kwanghee and Nichkhun (haha)

[“Noooo. Forget about that guy. He has a girlfriend already anyway! I’m single! I’m totally single!” He paused. “Is that really the only thing that I have to recommend myself?”]

GuiGui: #Global We Got Married# Weibo interview has ended, I’m really sorry that I couldn’t answer all of your posts! If I had a hundred hands then I could answer all of you…so I’ll attach these pictures of the happy times I had in Korea for you all to see…so don’t be angry, all right? Chirp chirp~~~

CALL HER.

Also, it’s your turn to do the laundry.

-Junho (and Chansung)

He sighed. Maybe tomorrow. He’d be ready to call tomorrow. And it was supposed to be Wooyoung's turn. Now he had to go hunt down Wooyoung and force him to do the laundry.

P.S. Reason #535: She sent a tweet to Aaron Yan yesterday that said, “Dearest, good luck with your concert!”

Five seconds later, he had his phone pressed to his ear and was listening to the rings.

“Wei?”

…

“Hello, GuiGui?”

“Oh, oppa!”

...Eh? Ehhhh?
Okay, I'll stop now.