DERP and a JERK. 

"La de da de!" The weird girl started to sing as she finally came across her locker. "We like to party!" She mummbled as she turned the lock of her locker. "Something...Something, I forgot the words!"

Her poor locker neighboor just swallowed and prayed that she wouldn't talk to him today.  She'd talk to him everyday, and it always annoyed him, well, because she was weird.  She didn't care that people would laugh at her and call her names, but he did.

"Have you ever heard that song before? That I was singing just now." She leaned her head towards the boy.

He sighed in disapointment, shut his locker door, and walked away.

She blinked. "Alright, well, I call you Tommy!!" She called after him in the crowded hallways.  Suddenly the boy wished he just would've answered her simple question in the first place.

"Well," she snickered "I guess it's just me, myself, and I!" 

She shut her locker door and headed towards her classroom, well, that's how she'd planned it.  She was suprised when she turned around and felt a face full of brick wall. Except, this "brick wall" was soft. She felt around with her hands and wondered why this wall was so soft?

"The Fuff!?" She mummbled into the wall.

Suddenly, she stepped back. "Ah, it's just a chest." She though.

Her brain started working, and she squelled.

"WAH! I'm sorry!" She gasped.  She'd practiaclly just felt up some innocent random stranger in the hallway.  He should've said something!

He just glared at her, with an annoyed face.

She sniffed a little, somthing she does when she's confused.  Everyone in the hallway was staring at her like she commited a murder or something.

She scratched the back of her neck. "Sorry for, you know, feeling you up." She chuckled.

"Honestly," she was startled when he spoke up "You did this on purpose didn't you?" He growled.

She took note of his annoyed appearance and cocker her head to the side before she decided to answer.

"Why yes, of course." She nodded with a smrik "Because I just love ually harrasing strangers."

The hallway gasped at her sarcasum.  She was really weird! Did she know who she was talking too?

"Are you laughing? Do you think right know is the time to be laughing!?" He growled.

She laughed harder, she was practically crying.  It made him even more angrier.  She was supposed to be scared, crying tears of fear, not tears of joy. There was something really wrong about this girl!

"Stop!" he demanded. "Do you know who I am?"

She stood up straight, and grew a straight face. "Sorry, your majesty."

His eyes widened.

She bowed "King Fancy Pants, I've acted out of order, I do apologize."

Again, girls wittnesing in the hallway scoffed, and shook their heads at the sight.  It was like she was commiting suicide.

"Noona, you should stop." Sehun, Kai's younger friend, whispered while standing behind Kai. "Before he get's angry."

She shrugs "What is he going to do," she chuckles and tuggs one of his pants legs "Strangle me with his fancy pants?"

"HAJIMA!" He yelled, slapping away her hand.

She tried to make a straight face as she got up, but ended up cackling in laughter. "But your pant's is just so-"

"THAT'S IT!" He yelled. "As of right now!" he pointed at her "YOU are the enemy."

She mocked surrender.

He squinted at her and poked her forhead before leaving the scene, shoving people out his way in anger.

Sehun just turned around and faced her. "Tssk, Tssk," He shook his head "Noona, you should've stopped when you were ahead."

"SEHUN!?" Kai called from further down the hall.

"COMING!"  And with that, Sehun scurried off. Following Kai, and the rest of the kingkas.

(^.^)

Later on, Lunch time have arrived amoung the teens.  Kai and the rest of Exo had gotten served their useuall feasts, and the rest of the school, got served what they called "tacos".

"What. Is. This?" Kim Hai, one of Min Tae's best friends, poked the tortilla shell of her lunch. "What do we do with it?"

Sara, and exchange student shook her head. "I'm not eating it."

Tae laughed "Oh, come on. It's not that bad. Look on the bright side, I think it's edible!"  She daringly picked up a taco and held it to her face "When you get past the smell..." She pinched her nose and took a bite.

The other two girls made a disgusted face.

"See," she chewed "It's not that...Oh my god." Finally, the terrible taste kicked in "OMO!"

"Aigooo," Hai shook her head and held out her tray for Tae to spit on.

"THAT WAS JUST DISGUISTING!" Tae scratched her tongue. "Aisssh! Never again! NEVER AGAIN!"

Sara shook her head and rested on her arms. "That's why I don't eat school food. Tacos were way better at home."

Then she looked up at them and smiled genrously "But the ramyun is way better here."

" Yeah it is!" Tae grinned.

She took note at her friends sudden silence and change in facial expresstion.

"What?" Tae questioned "Was it because I said the F word?"

Sara just shook her head in awe then pointed behind her.

Tae spun around dramatically, and there he stood. Well, they stood.  The kingka's of the school, all standing behind poor little Min Tae. Now her, and her friends were the center of attention. But of course, Min Tae didn't mind, notice, or even care.

"Oh heyy!" Tae smiled, leaning her chair back towards Kai "Mr. Fancy Pants!" She tugged on his  desginer baggy sweats again "What's up?"

The girls gasped at her. "Wh-What!?" Sara spoked in shock. She was an exchange student, but even she knew not to talk to Kai in such manner.

Kai, once again, smacked her arm away, and glared at her as she laughed.  He was really annoyed by all of her laughing.  She needed to know how to take him seriously.

He grinned, remembering his little plan in his head.

"Omo!" Tae suddenly stood up, and cocked her head to the side.  She examined his face, and rubbed her chin with her thumb. "You're actually kinda cute when you're not glowering at me all the time, Grumpy King Fancy Pants."

His eyes widened a little, he secretly felt his heart waver a little once she said that.  How was that even a little bit special? Everywhere he walks girls are lined in a row screaming things like "OPPA! YOU'RE THE HANDSOMEST!" and "OPPA! YOU ARE Y!" and he felt nothing.  This girl comes along and just says "You're kinda cute." and he's trying his best not to blush.

"Aish!" he grunts, grabbing the bridge of his nose in irratation. "So annoying."

Tae folds her arms and laughs.  He was totally interesting to her, why was he so grumpy all the time? "Whatever Grumpy King Fancy Pants!"

"HAJIMA!" He yelled again, removing his hand from the bridge of his nose. "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

She belt over in laughter at his sudden anger.

"This girl is crazy." Tao whispered to Sehun, getting a nod back.

"Hyung is going to kill her." Sehun agreed.

"I heard you liked Ramyun!" Kai smirked. With a snap of his finguers, one of the kingkas handed kai a bowl. "Bon Appetit!"

Gasps sounded throught the cafeteria. Tae stood there, dripping in soup and Ramyun tangled in her hair. She was in shock. She couldn't belive he was the type to do such a thing.

She looked up at him, and now he was the one laughing. She cocked her head to the side and silently shook the ramyun that was on her sleeves off. 

"Cute laugh." She admitted. Kai felt his heart waver again, and stopped his laughing. Everyone stopped laughing. 

"Tae." Hai finally spoke up. It turns out, this whole time Sara had been holding Hai down in her seat because she was fuming in anger. "Are you alright?"

What she really meant was "Do you want me to beat his , because I can get out of Sara's grip easily."

Tae grinned at her friends, then at Kai.  He was tooken back by her grin. He couldn't help but notice how pretty she was when she was smiling.

"It's ok, you guys." She said still smiling at him "My mom says when a guy picks on you, it means they like you."

Kai's eyes widen a little and the whole cafeteria gasps.

Tao and Sehun exchange looks and chuckle, hoping their hyung doesn't catch them.

"Look," She holds out a noddle before putting it in and slurping it. "He even brought me lunch!"

He scoffed a little. "This little..." he thought.

"Thank's hun," Her wink stunned him. She stood on her tippy toes and placed a kiss on his cheek before turning to leave "Come on girls."

Sehun and Tao glanced at Kai who was holding his cheek and staring blankly in shock, and then Tae's following friends and grinned.

"It was nice meeting you, Tae's Boyfriend." Sara bowed at him before starting to walk away.

"Yeah, Bye!" Hai grinned, waving. She couldn't help but make eye contact with Sehun and wink at him. He bit his lips and glanced at the ground. He's always thought she was cute.

Secounds after the girls had left, Kai's brain finally regestered. "YAH!" he screamed "I'M NOT HER BOYFIRNED!"

"Yet." Tao quitly added.

Kai turned around and glowered at his younger friend who threw up his hands in surrender.

b(^.~)d

"What is WRONG with that girl?" Kai fumed as he walked. "How could she just..."

"Her friend was cute." Sehun nodded his head thinking about the scene.

Kai shot sehun a look. 

"What?" Sehun shrugged "She was." Kai shook his head as they continued walking.

"I wish Hyung's hadn't graduated." Kai moped "That way they could've handled this situation."

Sehun just blinked "I think she like's me."

He rose his eyebrow "Who?" Kai asked.

"Hai, Tae's friend," Sehun smiled up at the boy "She winked at me."

Kai made a face in disguist and shoved his dongseng "That's gross."

"Whatever." Sehun dismissed his hyung and continued to think about it as he waited for Kai to unlock his door. Sehun always had this habit of coming over Kai's house, invited, or not, and joining them for dinner.

"Kai, is that you?" They heard his mother call.

"I'm here too!" Sehun chimed, slipping on the slippers that were at the door.

"Alright!" his mother called again "But Jongin!? You have company!"

Kai and Sehun exchanged looks. "Company?" Sehun questioned.

Kai shrugged "Probably Luhan Hyung." Sehun nodded and they made their way to his room.

When Kai open the door, his stood their shock.

"WHA-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"

The girl who was sitting on his bed with her legs folded turned to the doorway and grinned. "Oh, you came?"

Kai blinked and turned to Sehun who was just as suprised.

"Hey noona." Sehun greeted as he went and sat down on Kai's spinny chair at his desk.

"Sup?" She laughed.

Kai just stood there at his doorway. How's this girl manage to get here. Why does she keep appearing in his life? What the hell? Why did he feel a little happy she was here?

He marched infront of her. "What. Are you doing here?!" He growled.

She grinned up at him. "Relax Grumpy King Fancy Hello Kitty Pants..."

"Hello Kitty?" Kai cocked his head.

She smirked at him and held out a pair of Pajama pants that was laying on his bed and started laughing. Sehun bursted out in laughter as well.

Kai snatched the pajama's and glared. His face was turning a shade of red. "It was a GIFT!" he defended.

"Sure it was." Tae laughed, high fiving Sehun.

"What are you doing here!?!" Kai repeated annoyed

"Relaxe," she chuckled again "I came here to give you something."

Sehun and Kai exchanged looks.

"Well, I was just going to deliver it and leave, but your mom thinks I'm your girlfriend." She laughed harder.

Kai scratched the back of his head, growing more embarressed and irratated.

"What?" Sehun rose his eyebrows.

"Yeah." She nodded "She was like 'Aw, my little Jongin has his first girlfriend.' Can you belive it?"

Sehun shook his head.

"Right, I never thought his name would be JONGIN, Puhaha!" She belted over in laughter.

Kai glared at her, then at Sehun.

"Well," Sehun stood up. "I think I'mma go." He made his way to the window.

"What?" Kai's eyes widened. Without Sehun, it would just be her and himself all alone...who knows how awkward it'll be. "WHY?"

"Because," Sehun stopped to think. "I...uhh, have things to do."

Kai glared at Sehun.

Sehun chuckled awkwardly then looked at Tae and pointed "You're friend Hai is cute."

Tae nodded and pounded her chest with her fist and held out a peace sign "I got you."

Sehun nodded before cooly jumping out of kai's bedroom window.

"Sehun!" Kai called out the window. "COME BACK! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THIS- girl...." Kai sighed as he realised she was gone.

"Great." He muttered then looked at Tae with a dull expresstion "Do you wanna jump too?"

She laughed and shook her head. Still sitting on the bed, this time with a stuffed animal in her hand.

Kai plopped down next to her and swipped the stuffed wolf from her "Don't touch my stuff!"

She blinked "Fine!" She pouted "I didn't want to pay with it anyway."

For a while, he looked down at the toy, then to her pouting face, then back at the toy. "Fine! You can have it! You can keep it for all I care!" He shoved it towards her.

She gasped in joy and hugged the toy. "Aw, thank you!" She leaned in and pinched his cheek. "I have the best boyfriend ever!" 

"Yah!" he said bitterly, removing her hand. "I'm...not your...boyfriend." He said awkwardly, looking everywhere but at her. Still holding her hand in his.

"What are you saying?" She whispered, blinking at him. 

"What?" He questioned softly.

"Are you...breaking up with me?" She stared at him seriously.

They both looked in eachothers eyer for about a minute in silence. Kai blinked "What?" he said confused "But we were never-"

"PFFFT!" Tae fell over in laughter. "You should've seen the look on your face!"

Kai studied her confused, but a grin spread across his face.  He'd grown addicted to the sound of her laughter.  It was pleasent to him. He loved it.

She suddenly sat up. "Oh yeah." She dug into her pocket and took out a braclet. "I think this is yours."

She grabbed his wrist and placed a bracler in his hand. "Probably fell off when you generously shared  your lunch with me."

He stared down at the braclet he didn't know he lost and scratched the back of his head. "Oh." he nodded.

She began to get up "No need to thank me, Well I'll get out your hairs no- Ooompfh!" She was shocked when she ploped right back down on his bed.

She looked at him in suprise.

He just blinked. "Look..." he stammered. "About lunch, and earlier... I'm sorry."

She snickered. "I don't need your pity, guy. I'll just be on my way-" She tried to get up but he just tugged her arm right back down.

He staered at her, more intensly. "I'm serious. I'm sorry..."

She shook her head. "Guy's like you are never sorry. They meet people like me and they push us around for fun.  Then when they finally start to act like a human, they think that they're sorry, but they're not."

Kai blinked, then thought to himself for a while, then he started to laugh.

"Yesh, this guy...." Tae examined him, confused. She just insulted him and he was laughing, ironic.

"You're right." He smiled at her shocked face. "I'm not sorry."

"Ok?" She frowned, still confused, trying to get up.

He placed his hand on hers, and grabbed it. "I'm not sorry for bumping into you, for threating you, and I'm defininatally not sorry for dumping ramyun on your head."

Her eyes were saucers.

"You know why?" He said softly, still grinning, holding her hand.

"Because you're a ing psychopathic asswhole." She slipped her hand from his and tried to get up again.

He laughed, this time pulling her ontop of his lap. Shocking her so much she squelled a little. She sat their, on his lap, stunned frozen.

He brushed her hair behind her ear and whispered "that's funny." She shivered and scooted off of his lap and stared at him in shock.

He chuckled a little. "Ok, Grumpy King Hello Kitty Fancy Pants!" She scooted farther away "You've gone insane."

He laughed more, scooting closer. "Have I?"

"Yes." she nodded.

He let out an airy chuckle and nodded, strocking his hand through his frindge "I probably have."

Tae frowned, contemplating if she should even attempt to get up. Her thoughts were interupted by a soft shove causing her to lay down, and two arms wrapped tightly around her.

She turned her head to her left and saw his smiling face, awfully close to her neck. She shivered again.

"Wh-why?" She whispered. All the playfullness left her body at once.

He let out another chuckle. "Why I'm not sorry, or why are we like this?"

"Why...am I still here?" She asked herself.

He chuckled again, this time freeing his arm that secured her close to him to poke his nose.

She blinked.

"Silly," he laughed "I thought I was your boyfriend."

She gasped and turned to study him, his face was still dangerously close to hers.

"I-I.."

"Hush." He rolled his eyes at her studdering. "The reason why I'm not sorry I did those things,...is because of those things...I met you."

Her eyes were still as big as frisbees, and he giggled. "So cute." he admited.

Her face was a burnt red, and butterflies were realsed amoung her body. 

Kai tilted her chin and smiled before his lips softly planted on hers. 

"Omo" She clasped her hand on before sitting up. 

He sat up as well, still giggling, scratching the back of his head awkwardly, madly blushing, looking eveywhere but her.  She was looking dierectly at him.

"Ya." She called. "Grumpy King Hello Kitty Fancy Pants Jongin."

He glanced at her and she smiled. "Whose the one being ually harrassed now?"

He laughed and grabbed her chin "Shut up! Do you know who am I?" He played along.

She batted her eyes and he smirked. "I'm your boyfriend." he winked before pressing his lips on hers again.

She grinned and stood up after reciving his heart. "Ok Grumpy King Hello Kitty Fancy Pants Boyfriend Jongin." she sighed, I'm going to get going." She headed towards the window.

"Alright." He grinned.

"I knew you fell for me." She winked before jumping out the window.

He laughed, untill his door was open and his mom peered inside.

"Where'd she go?"

"Who," Jongin grinend "My girlfriend? She had to go home." He grinned.

"Aw," she pouted "You should invite her to dinner sometime. I'll make her some ramyun."

He nodded "She'd like that."

(^.^)

The boy sighed again, shutting his locker door. "Look, I don't want to talk to you. You're not-"

"She's not what?" A sudden voice shocked the boy. It was the school's Kingka. Kai.

"She' not...cool." the boy finished. "Don't you think so, Hyung?"

Tae scoffed. "WHAT? I'm ing fabulous."

The boy rolled his eyes then turned to Kai "Hyung-"

Kai glared at him, then put his arms around Tae, causing the hall to gasp. "She's ing faboulous." He agreed, kissing her forehead.

She smirked at her locker neighbor and stuck out her tongue. "I'll kill anyone who doesn't think my girlfriend is ing fabulous, also." Kai spoke up.

She snickered. "Shut-up, that's so dramtic."

"Oh, Hey!" Sehun spoke up, spotting Hai in the hallway.

"Yes?" Hai cocked her head to the side.

Sehun stuck his hands into his pockets. "I think...I like you. Like, more than I like cookies almost, and..."

She grabbed him by his collar and daringly smashed her lips onto his. She patted his head and walked away.

Kai and Tae exchanged looks. "Hey, buddy?" Kai waved his hands infront of Sehun.

He blinked. "I think...she likes me?"

Tae laughed. "So innocent." She patted his head.

"I'm innocent!" Kai pouted.

"Grumpy King Hello Kitty Fancy Pants Boyfrind, you put me on your bed and kissed me." She squinted at him.

He chuckled. "So, you liked it."

She laughed. "I did."

Tao coughed suddenly appearing out of thin air. "HYUNG!"

"PG, please." Sara shook her head. "Really, who'd thought it would end up this way?"

Tao unconstionly wrapped his arm around her sholders. "I know right?"

"End up how?" Kai questioned.

"With a derp." Sara stared at Min Tae

"And a jerk." Tao flicked Kais forhead.

"YAH!" he yelled chasing his dongseng.

"You know," Tae rubbed her chin "Kai is kinda cute. Kinda."

A/N: I hope you enjoyed this ^.^ This is my first Kai fic. I'm not deep into Exo yet. I'm new to K-pop! So, yeah! I hope you liked it!!! Sorry about the spelling errors! Comment, Upvote, and Subscribe (even thoght this is a oneshot o.O) Lol, bye!