(4/13/2013)

"I'm an alien."

"What?"

Baekhyun's mouth fell open. His eyes grew as wide as saucers, his mind turned to mush, and his entire being froze into a mock Artic Ocean. Meanwhile, somewhere on the other side of the figurative world, there was Chanyeol, swinging from side to side in all his oblivious glory and smiling a grin so big that Baekhyun was sure his face would break in half. The obviously shorter of the two entered a sputtering fit.

"Oh god. I knew I shouldn't have drank that coffee this morning. I swear, Jongdae poisons those things. I'm sorry- I'm so sorry- but can you repeat that?"

Chanyeol tilted his head to the side just a few degrees- looking cute in his strange, endearingly weird way- and blinked.

"Uh," He added in another seizure of eyelash flutters just for a good measure, "I'm an alien?"

Well, this would certainly be some interesting "Dear Diary" material.

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Byun Baekhyun

He likes to think that he's your average college freshman- barely racking in the money and time to juggle another class, working a half-witted job at the local convenience store, never having been to a party and without many friends. Yes, very average if average meant lame. But he survived and led a pretty good life up until now. He has a bright, vibrant personality and maintains being cheerful and casual while adding a little realism in the mix, here and there.

Park Chanyeol

He's just your normal alien from another planet, really. Yes, normal. Chanyeol is an inhabitant of EXO Planet, recently expelled for an accident gone wrong that resulted in the destruction of one of EXO Planet's valuable agricultural regions. He liked to believe that all was good because no one was hurt, but in the government's book that doesn't exactly fly, which brings him to where he is now: an exchange student from America in a college university. Chanyeol is a a lot of things: naive, bubbly, much too happy for his own good, a crack addict without the crack (only according to Jongdae) But since there really are not enough words to describe him, the earthlings he affiliates with like to describe him as Chanyeol.