1234 words of pure non-sense. WAIT! 1234? xD LOLOLOL /slapped

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You would think it wasn’t possible to be under the same company as your idol, you would think being

 

a singer is a one in a million chance possibility. Well stop thinking that because if you believe you can

 

do something...there is a chance you just might get it. But getting it, isn’t the easiest thing, but it’s the

 

prize at the end.

 

You’re probably wondering, “How would you know?!” am I right? Well, I may not be the smartest

 

fish in the sea..well I’m not a fish either. But I worked my off for this moment, and finally I did it.

 

After about a couple of months close to about a year, I trained, then I debuted. Exciting isn’t it? Well

 

yeah, you could say it’s fun and would be nice to entertain people, but it’s a lot more work than you

 

think, but the moment I saw her smile and when she greeted me, I knew it was all worth while.

 

Of course, I’ll admit one thing, I didn’t get to see her as much as I did before while watching her on

 

TV and practically stalking her or something on the internet With all the schedules that I have to keep

 

up with, I barely have anytime to contact my our family.

 

But occasionally she walks by and cheers me up, like giving me strength I guess? Yeah, you could say

 

that. Just hearing her voice in person can lift up my spirits, maybe it’s the same with you and a certain

 

someone’s voice.. Maybe you don’t cheer up by someone talking, maybe it’s their actions that make

 

you laugh, I don’t know since I’m not you. Because I’m quite happy being me.

 

So you’re probably wondering, -or not, though I’m going to tell you either way- what’s happening

 

with my life now. Well you see, -or you don’t see, more like read so let me rephrase that.-

 

As you can read -don’t care if it doesn’t make sense- I’m dating someone.

 

Yes yes, the great ever so awesome me is dating someone, sorry ladies.

 

“We don’t know who you are...” Said one random reader

 

“Huh? Oh..right I never told you my name!” He said, “Sorry for the inconveniences.”

 

Taking a deep breath, he finally introduced himself. Man this guy doesn’t have common sense, now

 

does he?

 

 

“Well, my name is Byun Baekhyun. Nice to meet you all~” I waved

 

Mkay! You guys can just go back to reading now, neh? I’m sure you all can read. At least I hope so...or

 

if you can’t, I think you should go learn first, or else you might rage.

 

So, you’re probably wondering who my girlfriend is--

 

“Or maybe they aren’t. Why would they care?” That idiot Sehun really! Pssft! He is just jealous

 

that now that I’m dating his crush, he can’t have her.

 

“I will burn you into a thousand suns.” Sehun said glaring at me.

 

And I would like to see you try! I have the power of light, and what do you have? HMMM?! Wind!

 

“Don’t hate because I’m y.” Sehun said and walked away, uhhh...sassily? I don’t know.

 

Since when was Sehun y? I tried not to burst out laughing xD BUT I CAN’T HELP MYSELF

 

SOMETIMES!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA SEHUN BEING Y? PUH-LEASE! I CAN SO BE WAYYYYY~~~ IER!

 

Okay.. sorry about my behaviour, I know it was quite rude of me to say- pssfttt HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Okay okay. I think I calmed down now. OMG it was just too funny.

 

Mkay! Now. What were we talking about?

 

*Author raises hands* “Who your so called girlfriend was...”

 

Oh yes! That is right. My girlfriend. After all that beautiful speaking, the topic has lead to this.

 

Interesting isn’t it? I mean, it was all inspiring and stuff like that, but now it’s all messed up. (.-.)

 

I’m not blaming you guys, the ones reading, I’m blaming Oh mother freaking Sehun.

 

My girlfriends name is Jessica Jung.

 

 

Yes! The very Jessica Jung, from SNSD. One of the nine goddesses, and no offence to the other eight,

 

but my Sica-chu is the prettiest and cutest, if I must add.

 

So, yes, BaekSica is real, just in case you other...how do I put this. Umm...mkay. I’ll start from oldest to

 

youngest.

 

XiuSica, Not real.

 

LuSica, is not real. So sorry for all those major LuSica shippers.

 

Kris- “DON’T TELL ME KRISSICA IS NOT REAL!” Sorry. But it isn’t real. Because frankly, I’M DATING

 

JESSICA JUNG! HOW COULD KRISSICA BE REAL WHEN ME, BYUN BAEKHYUN IS DATING HER?!

 

SuSica, is not real, as heartbreaking as it may sound.

 

LaySica is not real, though if I had to give her up to someone, it would be him. I have my personal

 

reason to why.

 

ChenSica...is not real. Does that even exist? Wait...does XiuSica exist? I don’t even know *Author: -.-*

 

ChanSica is not real, like heck I would want it to be real. If it was...I was slap myself into thinking it

 

wasn’t real and still try to court her. *Author: Harsh...* Meh.

 

D.OSica is not real.

 

TaoSica is not real.

 

KaiSica is not real.

 

And last but certainly not least, since people ship Jessica with a whole mass of people, HunSica is sure

 

as HECK not real.

 

But! BaekSica is real. So lucky me. :D

 

“Baekkie~” Oh, that is my goddess calling me now. “Yes?” I called, and she turned around the

 

corner, and behind her stood and smirking Sehun. This isn’t going to end well for me, I’m afraid.

 

“Sehun told me that you were being mean to him.” She turned to look at Sehun who was

 

pouting sadly while looking down. SUCH. A. FAKER! “Yes, Jessica noona.” He said with his lisp.

 

I swear to god, I will beat this kid so hard. “What?” I randomly blurted out, which earned me a glare

 

from my very own girlfriend.

 

“Noona~” He whined, one day, I swear to god, I will beat the daylights out of him. And that day, just

 

might be today. “He’s lying~!!” Yeah. I’m the one that’s lying TT-TT

 

“Baek..is this true.” One thing you should know, don’t mess with Jessica Jung. She is protective of

 

people she is close to. Wait a second...when did she get close to Sehun? O.o

 

The tone in her voice was surrounded with angry, and confusion. “No.” Uhh...I don’t think she

 

believed me. I’m screwed. “Are you sure?” I nodded, while she just continued glaring at me, while

 

Sehun’s back... SEHUN’S BACK?!

 

She turned to Sehun and said to him, “Come on, let’s go get some bubble tea or something.”

 

and left...with Sehun. Oh freaking Sehun.

 

Not fair!

 

*Author: Life isn’t fair.*

 

But still!

 

*Author: But still what? You have a girlfriend, I don’t have a boyfriend.*

 

Your point is?! You are young!

 

Riley(My name): Dimwit, my dongsaeng Cindy has a mother frickin’ boyfriend! And they’ve been

 

dating for like 2 months now. PLUS! My friend who is obsessed with mangos is dating someone too.

 

AND THEY ARE THE YOUNGEST!

 

Kids these days. They really should wait till they are older.

 

Riley: Says the person who’s going to lose their girlfriend to the maknae of EXO.

 

WHAT!? GUYS I HAVE GOT TO GO! BYE!

Riley: …....mkay bye! Thanks for reading I guess xD This turned messed up but....kthxbai ^.^

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This was crap. ._.

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