"Hmm, nah, wear the blue shoes!" He suggested. "Alright, then. Let me grab them from my cupboard." I went over to my cupboard, and pulled out my blue shoes, only to find a raccoon attached to them. "EW!" I screamed. "It's a penguin!" He shook his head. "You pabo! It's a RACCOON!" "God, are you blind? It's a penguin!" 

"Raccoon!" 

"Penguin!" 

"RACCOON!"

"PENGUIN!"

"RACCOON!"

"PENGUIN!"

"RACCOON!"

"PENGUIN!"

"OPPA!" 

"RACCOON-WHAT?" 

"IT'S EATING YOUR BRAIN!"

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" 

---news---

"Breaking news! Korean pop star, --- has passed away, due to a.... What?" The newsreader frowned. "A raccoon? Really?"