Once upon a time, there lived a small girl named Kim TaeYeon. To Taeyeon, the only thing that mattered was butts. Her entire world revolved around butts. When she first meets someone, she wouldn’t bother looking at their faces, but would rather, classify them according to their butts.

There were big butts, small butts, fluffy butts, flat butts, round butts, too big butts, just nice butts and *gasp* no butts! Taeyeon pitied those people whom she deemed had ‘no butts’. But there was nothing she could do about it. The only words she said in her life, were mostly about butts. Her family had come to accept their daughter for who she is. And so has the people in her neighbourhood. They all knew of Taeyeon’s weird and they lived and worked around it.

One day, at the gates of the school, Taeyeon saw something that nearly made her faint!

“Oh My ! The heavenliest in heaven has just appeared before me!”

Taeyeon didn’t know how long she stared at that . She had followed the ‘y ’ into school and around. She didn’t actually know where she was going and she made sure to keep her distance (and by distance, she merely meant that she wasn’t within reach of the , but by no means far away). In the classroom, she stared at the firm which was now seated on a stool (thank goodness it wasn’t a chair!) and didn’t hear a word the teacher was saying. She followed the all the way till the end of the day, when the owner of