→ secretlyashipper signed on

secretlyashipper started a conversation with ManliestDragon

secretlyashipper: Kris! Go and invite Yongguk!

ManliestDragon: you. Why?

secretlyashipper: We have a serious issue on hand… Have you read the recent fan account where BAP and EXO are on bad terms?

ManliestDragon: But still… why?

secretlyashipper: We have to get the two groups to interact!

ManliestDragon: Stop lying… you just want to create pairings between EXO & BAP, right? er.

secretlyashipper: … I was that obvious? lol

ManliestDragon: you. No.

secretlyashipper invited ingonMyself to the conversation

ManliestDragon: Who the is ingonMyself?!

ingonMyself: And who the are you?

secretlyashipper: New ship alert! New ship alert! KrisChan!!

ManliestDragon: YOU! And which idiot did you invite?!

ingonMyself: Mind your language, young man. Did you just insulted the fantabulous me?!

secretlyashipper: Himchan, Kris. Kris, Himchan.

ingonMyself invited Gukkie90 to the conversation

ManliestDragon: asdfghjkl did you just invite Yongguk?!?!?!

ManliestDragon left the conversation

secretlyashipper: I apologise on the behalf of my teammates.

ingonMyself: It’s fine… I know he can’t stand my fabulousness. /flips hair

Gukkie90: ….What’s going on?

secretlyashipper: To promote togetherness between EXO & BAP, I’ve decided to create a chatroom for us to interact.

Gukkie90: ….Cool….. but who are you?

secretlyashipper: I am EXO-K leader, Suho!

ingonMyself: And I’m BAP’s Himchan!

Gukkie90: Yes Himchan…. I know that… Nice to meet you Suho!

ingonMyself: Did you see my name? Himchan?

Gukkie90: What? What about it?

ingonMyself: Isn’t it awesome?

Gukkie90: …For a loser? Yes. It’s awesome.

ingonMyself left the conversation

secretlyashipper: OK, let’s get down to business!

Gukkie90: Soo… when are we doing this chat together?

secretlyashipper: Tonight?

Gukkie90: All right! See you tonight then!

secretlyashipper: Sure!

Gukkie90: Okay then!

secretlyashipper: Yup! Bye!

Gukkie90: Bye!

secretlyashipper: Bye!!

Gukkie90: Bye ~

secretlyashipper: um.. bye…

Gukkie90: ………………….bye.

secretlyashipper left the conversation

Gukkie90: ………That was awkward……….

Gukkie90 left the conversation

Authors' Note:

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