Crack With EXO

 

 

Saemi: Eiii now I really want to read your updates! Hahahah ara, I’ll wait~

 

Hyeri: Good sub *pat pat* XDDD

 

Saemi: Bad author. *hit hit* XP hahahahahajk

 

Hyeri: XDDD..I can’t stop laughing..I look like someone from the mental hospital..bwahahahahah..

 

Saemi: At least you’re alone hahaha XD

 

Hyeri: *nod nod*..aigoo..I want to write but I’m still readingXD

 

Saemi: Yaah hurry up XD

 

Hyeri: noooo..sehunnie is here..

 

Sehun: Let Hyeri read ‘cuz she’s reading my life story..

 

Hyeri: See? XD

 

Saemi: But Sehunnie, Hyeri’s being a bad author! :p XDDD

 

Sehun: It’s okay ‘cuz she loves me..

 

Hyeri: XDDD kekekeke..

 

Saemi: T.T Baekhyunnie help me~

 

Bacon: Hyeri-ah, can’t you read any faster??

 

Saemi: XDD

 

Hyeri: Bacon-oppa is being a meanie /le cries..

 

Chanyeol: BAEKHYUN! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HYERI? THE CRACK I GAVE HER CAN’T EVEN COMFORT HER. /le cracks XD

 

Bacon: *hugs Saemi*

 

Suho: YAH HYERI, DON’T TOUCH CHANYEOL CRACK! Chanyeol stop giving that to kids!!

 

Hyeri: Suho oppa is mad..uwahhh..my bias is mad at me. *crying*

 

Suho: I’m not mad at you, Hyeri-ah^^ just don’t take crack it’s not good for you! Especially from the derp. Do you need a hug? Don’t cry!!

 

Hyeri: UWAHH!!

 

Xiumin: awwe she’s crying..let me hug you *hug* go away Suho..I’m already her bias *evil baozi laugh*

 

Chanyeol: but I wanna hug Hyeri too!! *tackles*

 

Kris & Suho: *facepalm*

 

Chanyeol: Baby Hyeri, I promise to feed you crack everyday and teach you how to roll like a buffalo.. *creepy smile*

 

Xiumin: Shoo..you are squishing the bun

 

Suho: Break it up! *separates them* Hyeri needs to be protected by the guardian! *hugs Hyeri*

 

Hyeri: *faints*

 

Chanyeol: hyung!! What did you do? You melted the cheese (LOL bacon and cheese)

 

Xiumin: *pokes cheek* is she dead? You killed my twin bun because of your crack *hits Chanyeol using a baozi*

 

Saemi: Bacon-oppa, we’re surrounded by idiots.

 

Kris, D.O., Bacon: *nod*

 

Suho: I’m not an idiot..I’m an angel..weee I can fly~

 

Kris: no you can’t..I can ‘cuz I’m a dragon..

 

Chanyeol: oh oh me too..I’m a phoenix..I believe I can fly~..I believe I can touch the sky~..I can see you crack every night and day~..spread your wings and fly away~..

 

Saemi: OMG they all took Chanyeol’s crack! XD

 

D.O.: Saemi-ah, don’t take their crack. I’ll make some food instead~ what do you want?

 

Saemi: bacon!! XDD

 

Bacon: awww she loves her oppa~

 

Xiumin: FOOD!

 

Hyeri: how about me? I don’t get any food?

 

Lay: I’ll cook for you..what do you want?

 

Hyeri: egg!!

 

Chanyeol: if Saemi loves Baekhyun-hyung, Hyeri loves me..

 

Hyeri: unicorn saves the day~

 

Saemi: bacon and eggs lol XD unnie let’s share~ pweaaaaaaaseeeee? :3 breakfast party!!

 

Hyeri: arasseo!! Let’s fry Baekhyun and Chanyeol!! XD

 

Baekyeol: run for your lives!! D.O.ughtnut and baozi run!!

 

Tao: eii share with me! *aegyo*

 

Kris: ahh!! Shield your eyes!

 

Bacon: *puts hand over Saemi’s eyes*

 

Suho: *puts Hyeri’s head in his chest*

 

Hyeri: ahh..Suho’s chest is shoooo smexy..XD omg he smells good

 

Tao: Hyeri-ah~

 

Hyeri: *turns away from the angel* ne?

 

Tao: bbuing bbuing

 

Hyeri: *melts*

 

Suho: nooo Tao why did you do that? She’s still weak from chanyeol’s abusive force feeding of crack..

 

Saemi: Tao ge!! Don’t do that! Unnie is not immune to your aegyo!

 

Tao: ei Saemi! *shexy glare*

 

Saemi: crap.

 

Luhan: *stands in front of Tao* ei stop that.

 

Bacon: *hugs Saemi* let’s go back to the bacon~

 

Saemi: ehh can oppas bring some back for us too? ^^ I want royal bubble tea with pearls!! :DD

 

Luhan: sure, anything for our dongsaeng.

 

Chanyeol: me too!! I want-

 

Luhan: no.

 

Hyeri: me, Luhan ge?

 

Luhan: of co-

 

Sehun: OF COURSE!! Anything for my princess

 

Luhan: I was supposed to say that

 

Sehun: too bad you’re slow

 

Saemi: bacon oppa~ what do you want?

 

Bacon: whatever you’re having^^

 

Chanyeol: *puke*

 

Saemi: D.O. umma and Lay oppa. Thanks for the bacon and eggs~

 

Hyeri: Chanyeollie is jelly

 

Chanyeol: no I’m not..’cuz I have you~

 

Sehun: *puke*

 

Luhan: Sehunnie! Don’t worry! You have me~

 

Saemi: HunHan is real! *faints*

 

Tao: *puke*

 

Kris: