"Eommoni, what are you doing?"

Yonghwa peeked around her shoulder and saw a cute little teddy bear wearing a tiny Blue Moon shirt.

"Omo, that is so cute! Can I toui~ eowww!" he cried out when eommoni slapped his hand away.

"Yah, don't touch him. He's mine, he was given to me," she warned as she tied a blue ribbon around one of the teddy's ears.

"Fi~ine~~" Yonghwa laughed as he jumped onto the couch in his parents' bedroom. Crossing his arms under his head, he closed his eyes and sighed. Nothing beats coming home after a concert. He fully intended to relax during his entire stay.

"I really hope you're heeding your eomma's advice," his mother said. Yonghwa feigned sleep and didn't respond. She sighed deeply.

"Have you been a good boy while away from eomma?"

Yonghwa grinned to himself as he continued to pretend to sleep.

"Now listen, alright? Please take better care of your health..."

Yonghwa rolled his eyes internally. Mothers were all the same, talking about getting enough ti eat and sleeping enough...

"...don't miss breakfast and sleep as early as you can before midnight..."

Hehehe, Yonghwa thought. I know my emmoni too well.

"...too much coffee is bad for you, too, did you know that?"

Yonghwa started to snore. Well, he wasn't sure if he snored whenever he slept, but it could probably make his eommoni stop with the lecture already.

"I want you to grow up into a healthy young man and marry that wonderful young lady."

Yonghwa suddenly felt giddy. He always felt that whenever his eommoni talked about his sweetheart. It felt good to know  that his parents loved her, too.

"You have to be as healthy as a horse and as strong as a bear so you can have lots and lots of childre..."

Yonghwa's face felt like it was on fire. Oh no eommoni, please stop, he thought as he slightly turned his face away from his eomma just in case she saw his red face.

"Come to thinkg of it, that young lady seems fertile. She has a great body. I totally approve, she'll give you lots of~~"

"EOMMONI!"

Yonghwa had sat up from his pretend sleep and was now holding up a hand to his eomma.

She turned towards him then, her face in confusion.

"Wae?"

"I get it eommoni, I GET IT. Just, stop with the lecture already, it's just making me feel awkward~ and~ and~ embarrassed..." he mumbled, not meeting her eyes.

"Who said I was lecturing you?"

Yonghwa fused his eyebrows together, not understanding.

"I wasn't talking to you," his eomma said as she gestured towards the teddy bear. "I was talking to my grandchild," she continued.

Yonghwa's eyes narrowed into slits as he watched his eommoni turn back towards the bear, a knowing smile on her lips.

He felt like he had just been punked.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"Eommoni!"

His mother turned around from her vanity mirror, a welcoming smile on her face.

"Oh, Yonghwa-yah, you're here? How was the concert in Singapore?" she asked as she pat a spot on the bed beside her, motioning her son to come forward.

"It was great! I brought back something for you, too," he said as he slowly came towards her, both hands obviously hiding something behind him.

Eommoni's face lit up at the mention of a gift.  "Omo, my son is so sweet! So, what did you bring me from Singapore?" she said excitedly, her eyes sparkling. Yonghwa laughed at the sight, reminding him of another pair of sparkling eyes.

"Ja-jjan!"

His eomma gasped as she saw what he held out from behind him.

"Baby Tamama! Omona, come to halmeoni!"

Yonghwa grinned widely as he fondly watched his middle-aged eommoni go goo-goo-ga-ga  over the doll.

"Aigoo, you are so cute! Let's call your eomma," she was saying.

Yonghwa's jaw dropped as he watched her dial a contact on her phone.

"Wait, eommoni~"

"Hello? Seohyunnie? It's eommoni, I've got someone here I'd like you to meet. She likes gogumas, too. Actually, there's three of them. Wait, I'll send you a photo, alright? I  miss you sweetie, come visit me soon~"

Next thing he knew, Yonghwa was being pulled by the collar...

*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Seohyun smiled as her phone beeped. The sudden phone call from Yonghwa oppa's eommoni had brightened up her mood, a mood that had been brooding and missing a certain rocker choding.

She picked up her phone and opened the message. She gasped in surprise as a photo was revealed. Soon, a huge smile spread on her face.

It was a selca from her mother-in-law. She was holding up a cute little teddy bear wearing a Blue Moon shirt, while a tiny Tamma stuffed toy hung on  a string from her neck.

"Kyeoo~~~" she cooed. But the cutest thing on the selca were not the stuffed toys. It was the choding being held by the collar by his eommoni. The expression on his face was priceless.

*beep*

She took one last adoring look at the selca and kissed her choding. Opening the new message, her eyes widened in surprise and delight. She was soon laughing so hard, she fell back on her bed.

She had just received another selca. This time, it was from none other than Yong Simpson.

"I'm making you my wallpaper~" she whispered before kissing her phone's screen and bursting into giggles.

Aigoo~ Thank you eommoni, for this adorable boy~~ <3