Hello you, and welcome to my eighteenth story featuring Kris Wu.

WARNING: THIS IS IMPLIED BOYxBOY AND GENDER-BENDER.

THE DRAGONS

KRIS WU

He's blonde when in dragon form.

BTOB ([NOT IN ORDER]Eunkwang, Minhyuk, Changsub, Hyunsik, Peniel, Ilhoon, Sungjae)

THE PEOPLE WITH SUPERPOWERS

EXOM

EXOM, not that cheesy Korean group with four Chinese members. They have superpowers 4reals.

THE OTHER PEOPLE

PRINCESS JONG

PRINCE HOWON

He used to have dragon powers.

SOME OTHER DUDE I DON'T REMEMBER (HE'Z THA ERMPERO)

THE PLOT

When the Erpmer's olad dragon prince Howon ran off with a foreign princess with a strangely manly jawline, he takes away his powers and starts looking for a new dragon to keep him company.

The most famous of them all is the group BtoB because they sare the only dragon-exclusive group and they're strong too.

Far away, there is a dragon namees Kris Wu who is an outsider in his group because he is dragon when others are human.

He fights with his group and a great big superhero shebang happens where Kris won, because his long and hard tail is strong.

He travels through many mountains and seas— well, over them, cuz he has wings— and gets to the empeors palace where he sees most of BtoB eyeing his great length and girth warily while Peniel polishes his shiny head.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?

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