Myles: Raven, i dont wanna do it

raven: as your homeroom and PE teacher and most importantly your cousin, i have to.

myles: but why do we have to go in CANADA, why not england or austrailia

raven: because, myles, you have to give this to our pack's enemie pack's Alpha.

myles: our Ex- pack

raven: we didnt leave, and we couldnt, once in OUR pack always in our pack unless they kick you out

myles: oh

*ring*

raven: well i guess we have a PE class

myles: oh no

raven: dont worry i wont punish you that harshly, i AM you cousin

myles: and teacher

............

raven: okay class, ready? Now, kirtsy!

boys: *chitter chatter*

girls: *giggle*

raven: you dont know?

boys: no

raven: myles will show you how

myles: what!??!

raven: kirtsy!

myles: *murmur* that son of a

raven: im sorry?

myles:nothing you

raven: i love ya too, cous

*myles kirtsy*

boys: hahahah gay!

raven: ok myles, go in the bleachers and rest the whole period while the boys do kirtsys for the whole period

boys: awwwww!!

girls: good job, myles

myles: ummm...thanks? I guess

girls: your kinda cute, i just notice why most boys just hate you

myles: whys that

girls: couse you arent handsome like them but youre cute, feminenly, no wonder all of us girls make fanfics about you and some gays like you

myles: what?

girls: oh nothing, just that youre feminenly cute not handsome

myles: uh...huh....

.............

*myles opens dorm door*

blake: hey! How was your day?

myles: oh the ussuall except....

blake: except what?

myles: well the girls told me that im feminenly cute but not handsome.....

blake: .....and?

myles: that most girls make fan...fan...i forgot the word, and most-youre not gay right?

blake: *spits out tea* what do you mean?

myles: its okay to tell me , im gay remember? And we are best friends

blake: well yeah i am gay

myles: you dont like me right

blake: of coarse i like you

myles: no, like love

blake:  oh no, i dont but i love you as a friend

myles: oh okay, and then the girls told me that most gays like me.

blake: oh yeah i heard alot of gays talking about you and saying that they just wanna trap you in thier rooms, tie you into the bed and YOU AS HARD AS THEY CAN UNTIL YOU ASK FOR MORE , FORGET HOW TO WALK  OR LIMP FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS OR MONTHS

myles:.........

blake: myles?

myles faints

blake: oh dear