Preview for the first one shot I'll be posting: 

“Minho, just remember: Don't get Taemin pregnant. We don't want a bunch of mini Taemins dancing around in our dorm, okay?” The smaller boy feels his cheeks burning even more (if that were even possible) and Minho forces himself not to laugh. 

Kibum looks positively appalled, “Who said anything about anyone getting pregnant? Yah frog boy, zero contact below the belt, got it?” He furrows his brows and looks Taemin in the eyes, “Taeminnie, don't get me wrong. As much as I'd love the idea of having grandchildren, I don't think I can handle them at the moment. I already have my hands full with you four.”

And then the chicken baring Onew just had to chime in, “Let them be, you two. They're all grown up, I think they can handle their ual matters by themselves,” He then turns to the young couple, “Have fun you two! Don't forget about protection!”

Before his poor Taeminnie is exposed to even more possibly traumatizing advices, Minho drags him out of their dorm with their hyungs waving them away like proud parents, “Don’t stay out too late!”

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(Again, paranoid disclaimer: Picture isn't mine.)