Bang For Your Buck

            “O-o-oppa……”, she wore a light purple tank top, pinkish skinny jeans, multiple of fandom accessories, and dirty old Bobo shoes. She just sneaked back stage to meet her favorite rapper. She has been waiting for this all her life! She had sneaked out of her expensive Seoul house to meet this man, knowing full well her mother and father are worried sick. She is a foreigner of course. There…. She saw him; she sneaked up to him and said the magic words. “Saranghaeyo……..” her voice trailed off the distance as she saw her most famous crush turn around. “Hm?”  He wore a black a sweaty wife beater, tan cargo shorts, and the brand new boot-leg Nikes. He was still tired for practicing for their upcoming music video, BPR. He looked delectable if she says so herself. “Uh…..” He stayed there, staring at her with interest. Not romantic interest of course, he stared at her like she took a N’s draws or something. After a while of staring she became to lose interest. “Dang….. You look betta on T.V., who let the dogs out?” He smirked saying “You weren’t gon’ say dat a minut ago, you was all like I love you shizz” “What eva, like I want some sell out anyway, bang yong guk…..” “Psh….. The dolla store didn’t say that when chu bought all dat weave.” Embarrassed, the girl ran away. “Youse right boy, her weave was ratchet” himchan hollered. “Shut up son”, Bang replied.