Onew's POV :

"Guys? I'm going to buy some chicken!" "Arrasso old man , be back soon!" I left the house and went to the chicken restaurant. "Hello Mr. Jin Ki , coming for your daily portion chicken? "Ahaha , neh . You know what i want right?" "Neh , just wait over there , it'll be ready soon!"

"Mr. Jin Ki? Your chicken is ready!" "Thank you! I'll be back tomorrow!" "Do you think so? Kkkkkkk... I hope our new experiment will work , we'll lose one of our best clients but we can make lots of money with the experiment."

Ooooooh , i can't wait 'till home to eat this! I'm gonna start! *Nomnomnom* Hmmm, this chicken has a weird taste , but it's yummie! *Nomnomnomnomnomnom*. I'm feeling a bit dizzy , what's happening? I can't see ? Ouch..

Chicken seller's POV :

Guys! He fell! Help me carry him to "The Chicken Place" . Ouch , aah owh , he's heavy ! Probably because he eats so much CHICKEN... Soon , he'll know how it feals to be EATEN! Kkkkkk~

Onew's POV :

Muooooooo~ W-Where am i ?! "Hello?" ~Pawwwk?! ... Wait , HUH? H-how? What? I-i can't talk?! What am i? A chicken or what?! W-wait ... Who is this weird man over there?

"Hello Mr. Jin Ki ; how are you?" "Paaawk.." "Oh , i see. You know , we tested a little experiment on you. You're a chicken now , you're slowly gonna think and move like a chicken and you'll NEVER turn back." "PAAWK?!" You don't need to worry 'bout your members-friends-parents-manager-... because i hypnosed them and said that you went on a 'little' trip to Europe. You'll be fine , you'll live as a chicken from now on. You'll bring us up allot of money , we found a way to turn people into chickens , just 'ZAP' them with this zapper and they turn into chickens. Whaha we'll sell allot of those thanks to you! Byeee , enjoy your life as a chicken from now on."

W-wait? WHAT?! Is this a dream? No... it can't be... My family , friends , SHINee , fans , they all are hypnosed? Oh god.. I need to find something to this. I've got an idea. I'll go to my parents, i'll try to find something so i can convince them somehow and then i will live in their backyard , i'll try to tell them that i'm LEE JIN KI ! And then they can tell SHINee , my friends , and everyone ... FIGHTING!

I'm here ! *Knock knock* *Open* "Oh , hello ... Chicken? Sweeeethearrrt? Could you come here?" "Yes darling ! I'm coming!" "Well sweetheart , i opened the door and here is this chicken (that looks like Jin Ki allot) standing." "But , that IS Jin Ki! Those eyes! Chicken , are you our son?" "Paaawk" I felt on the ground (ONEW CONDITION) "Yes darling! That's him!!!" Son! Come in!" "PAAWK! :)"

"Thus , son , why are you a chicken?" "PAAWK PAAWK popopok paaawk!" "Weirdly enough , we can understand you. So , some man from a chicken restaurant turned you and hypnotised us that you were on vacation but... you're here?" "Pawk." "DO YOU REALLY THINK WE BELIEVE THAT YOU STUPID CHICKEN? GET OUUUUT!" "PAAWK?!! No... what wuz that?" Sigh... It's true , no one would believe me ... I'll just sleep on the street in this box then... It's cold on the streets , but i'll need to live like that...

The next morning...

Ooooowhh... Oh , my 'back' hurts... Wait , why are all those weird things looking at me like that? "Hey guys look it's a chicken! Let's kill it!" "What are they?? Papapapaaawk! PAAAWK! Ouch! AAAAH!! Ohh, where am i? Oh!!!! I'm human again! But .. why are there white clouds everywhere? And.... CHICKEN?! OMO! Am i in heaven?! "Yes you are." Some chicken said. "Some kids killed you , you'll be forever happy here!" Ohh , i'll miss SHINee , my parents and everyone? I don't wanna be dead? "Oh Jin Ki , you're dead ! You only can be here forever!"

A week later...

CHICKEN OOOOOOH CHICKEN! LET ME EAT YOU! YEAHHH!!! OHW YEAH ! LET'S PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!

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Hi! Did you like my story? I wuz bored.. I couldn't help it! Sorry! Kisses xx