The Face- for Men Only

Palm Reading: Homouals
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Now before I tell you guys how a person's face can give away their uality I have to make it clear that this method is only about 70% accurate, especially when we are talking about celebrity. First, celebrities puts on heavy makeup (both male or female) and potentially they could have some injections or other surgery that could make it difficult for us to analyze. This method works best when we look at someone face to face. (I looked at a classmate of mine that I knew was homo and it worked!)

 

With all that said let's look at a real life example:

In the picture is a young director named Xavier Dolan, and he is openly GAY. 

So where are you suppose look, you ask? THE EYES. To be more specific, you need to look under the eye (the area where you eye bags are). Gay men have a puffier under-eye bag; the LEFT under-eye bag. 

 

Let's look at another photo and you'll know what I mean.

If you go back to the first picture, you would also notice the same thing. Gay men have a larger eye-bag under their left eye. Straight men have it under their right eye. This only applies to men. I will talk about women in the next chapter.

At this moment you might be thinking WFT, there are some people that don't have eye-bags or there are people that are puffy on both side. I know that. This is why I said it's only about 70% accurate. In general, people's eye-bag will be apparent if they were se

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Nyah-Nyah
#1
Chapter 1: OMG! I should show that to my parents, maybe they will believe that I'm really biual that way.. Hahahahaha my heart line have splid ends, I didn't know that... That's really interesting, I really like that! XD
usernamesareforchump #2
Chapter 6: I'm gay and my heart line doesn't branch and my right eye is puffier...
mean-hyuk
#3
Chapter 6: omg the first thing i am probably gonna do when I saw a pic of my male bias is to look at their left eyebag but yeah you're right, they are usually covered up with concealer or idk some makeup stuff so I'm depending on their non-makeup photos which I have found some(I mean come on there has to be some gay idols around XD) but yeah, I just wanna say thanks for making these! I am so anticipating for your next update <3
sla2802 #4
Chapter 3: I think he looking at c
imnoGoo
#5
Chapter 7: Yes Kryber! They are pretty intriguing!!!xD
flo_dyn #6
Chapter 6: yes please analyze kryber relationship pretty pretty please lolololol pretty desperate these days :v
petitebaekon #7
Chapter 6: Omg I've been staring at my bias and otp's eye bags for the longest lol I need to check my bias hands (there are so many photos that it won't be hard)

Btw have you thought about analyzing some of the most famous otp's? It would be interesting imo
Sony07
#8
Chapter 5: Can you tell me how can you know if they are just by looking at their face?? Plzzz
flo_dyn #9
Chapter 3: anyway, i'm a bit curious about the "who he's looking at" chapter, i think he look at C or D, what do you think? hahaha
flo_dyn #10
Chapter 5: oh man i'm so glad that amber is not straight lmao since she keep on telling people that she want a boyfriend lol well she could be a bi but if she is 100% straight then my whole life is a lie lol