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OMG I M IN LUV W/ CHANYEOL &&&&&& BAEKHYUN??

Yu got up n ran away bcuz evree1 was ghei n u ddnt wana catch it. u thot it wud b a gud idea 2 go home but omfg wat if CHANYEOL was gay too!?? omfg u jus cudnt handel it if tht hapend. so u went home newayz hopin tht CHANYEOL wasn't gay. u wlk up 2 his room n he is sitin on his chair scrollin on AFF n u laff wondurin if he iz readin some BEAKYEOL bcuz tht wud b hot

'chanyeollie OPPA wat r u doin?'

'do not cal me OPPA NOONA i m yongur thn u god' he said. u 2 wer getin off 2 a ruff start so u axd him, 'do u wana go 4 iec creame? my treat dongsanggggg!'

'omg i lov ice creme of cours ei will go NOONA!! i lov havin a big sis omg!' he bouncd ^ n v lyk a horniee unicorn on crack n u cud hav sworn u saw him get a hard on but u wer all like um ew he is my bro now so u turnd awaee and went out the door.

wen u gt 2 th iec creame stand u saw tht BAEKHYUN was their. omg BEAKHYUN was jus so flawless but omg wat if he was GAY too? like omfg everyone was gay todae!! so u go up 2 him n say 'baekhyun hav u met my new litle bro his name is chanyeol n hes gay!'

o gad u jus told ur crush tht ur lil bro was gay!!

"oh tht's cool my name is BLING BLING BAEKHYUN NICE 2 MAKE UR AQANETINCE'

'but i thot tht was jjong's nick name??'

'tht was b4 he was a '

'OMG BAEKHYUN U DIK.'

'lol ~~~~~ im jus kidin hey do u wana go c a movie i m kinda bored'

 

u blushed so hard u about esploded. BEAKHYUN JUST ASKED U OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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zahidahbk #1
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ sho funi tho xD
ch0ijunh0ng
#2
Chapter 10: omg i dont even--- THIS IS SO AWESOME LIKE OMF
MigukSaram #3
Chapter 45: cnt wayt 5 tha cquel, this is gun b grate
LunarPrincess #4
Chapter 1: Omg dude I just found and even though your grammar is not the best, i can't help but continue reading XDDDDDDDDD
Loshaxox
#5
Chapter 44: HAHA !!! GOSH U SO COOL ><
ohyuuess #6
Chapter 21: OMF, I AM SO DONE LOLOL
zyxforlife
#7
Chapter 44: I AM SO DONE.
fanboygasm
#8
Chapter 1: it took me fifteen freaking minutes to figure out what the HECK suh rang hay u was.

and yes, this IS an aggressive comment, because I can't believe I just spent fifteen minutes sounding that shizz out.... "suh...ray-ng...hay...you... suh...ran-g... hay...uh?..."

And...and... all the colors and pictures gave my computer cancer.

But whining aside!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
I just... this. I can't even express my feels of admiration bcuz the background is giving me a mega pink overdose ewwwwww.

So like. Yeah. Loving the satire. I've been on this site for like an hour (anyurnghershayo, terk curr erv meeerrrr.) and I've already found like the most freaking ridiculous stories in existence and this basically encompasses all of them and it makes me sort of sad inside.

Satire is awesome but kind of because you're all like "haha, that's awesome!" but deep down you're all like "I'm crying. this is the future of the world, and this is so real, and we're so doomed."

Meanness and "losing faith in humanity" shizz aside!

Supa dupa job yo.

You have a gift for writing like a teenage girl. Not sure if that's a good thing....
:) Nah just kidding. Woot. Long post so uh...

I'm out.
shiina_fujiwara #9
Chapter 44: i laughed so hard its crazy
shiina_fujiwara #10
Chapter 44: omfg wat iz dis end?!??!?!?!? aw i likedd ittt make nother 1..!!!
btw i had sometimes hard time cuz i dont understood some words but thank god ur awesome