/o/    mah first fanfic ever everybody, lets hope I don't back out on this one.      \o\

this is crack, so if you take this seriously, then you're probably cray

and you dont want to be cray

so yur

Stale Bread:

A strawberry is red, sometimes a weird mixture of Crimson and Carnacio.

Tao is human, and sometimes a weird mixture of pandas and naggy housewives.

Lay is unicorn, and sometimes a weird mixture of silly putty and... silly putty.

Kris on the other hand, is a mixture of stale bread and hipster-wannabe glasses.