You'll Shoot His Eye Out!

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Description

Kris Wu, cupid-in-training, must shoot an arrow of love into Zhang Yixing's heart.

Seems easy, right?

Foreword

YAAAAY A KRAY/KRISPYLAYS/FANXING/WHATEVER THIS PAIRING IS CALLED VALENTINE'S FIC!!!!!

sorry for ty descriptions and abandoning my other fics (again...) >.>

my friend and i thought of this while my english teacher was talking about how cupid was originally supposed to be some y ripped guy, and somehow our minds immediately shot to kris... hence the fic.

this might be chaptered... or maybe just a few parts. or something. idk. longer than a oneshot though. and i'll try to have this finished by valentine's day.

title is taken from A Christmas Story ('you'll shoot your eye out!')

Rated PG/PG-13 for language, innuendoes, and a rather unfortunate incident involving Sehun.

PLAGIARISM IS FORBIDDEN. ACTION WILL BE TAKEN IF THIS HAPPENS.

I do not own Kris, Lay, or EXO, only this piece of writing. This piece is strictly fictitious.

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eccedentesiast21900
#1
Chapter 4: Nice acronyms ya go there
eccedentesiast21900
#2
Omg wtf is krispylays
baconlover648 #3
Chapter 4: KRAY FEELS~~ >/////<
KrispyLaysKray
#4
Chapter 4: Ohmigosh... Cupid Love~~~ <3
hamSamizzle
#5
Chapter 4: LOL yay kris is a human and he can get them lays! why does this kind of remind me of 'Little Mermaid' AHAHAHA that makes Kris Ariel!
meowpikarawr
#6
Chapter 4: AHAHAHAHAHAHA this is perf. i love your acronyms. especially SCREWED
pollydimples
#7
Chapter 4: Agree with you, this was so stupid ;D But I love these silly things in the story. It's unique and different. Cannot stop laughing while read it :)) Write more Kray, please ...
fr_unicorn
#8
Chapter 4: it's fin already?? really? so fast! but still good fic :) hehehe
i think kris is cute heree :D and Luhan-Chen, as always, hilarious.. :D
Baozihasabubblebutt
#9
Chapter 4: You should become a professional acronym maker. Juss sayin'.