{The Marketing Department}

 Name: Wu Yifan

 Alias: Kris, Dragon, Duizhang, team leader

 D.O.B: 06/11/1990

 Age: 22

 Ethnicity: Canadian-Chinese

 Position: Marketing Team Director

 Years worked at Exotic Fashions: 2

 *The fire-breathing dragon who keeps everyone in check

 Name: Xi Luhan

 Alias: Lulu/Manly man (or so he wishes)

 D.O.B: 20/04/1990

 Age: 22

 Ethnicity: Chinese

 Position: Email Marketer

 Years worked at Exotic Fashions: 2

 * A manly man with a baby face and irresistible aegyo

 Name: Kim Jongdae

 Alias: Chen/ Le troll

 D.O.B: 21/09/1992

 Age: 20

 Ethnicity: Korean

 Position: Social Media Expert

 Years worked at Exotic Fashions: 1

 *  The guy who controls their facebook, despite the fact he is the troll

 Name: Zhang Yixing

 Alias: Lay/ Unicorn

 D.O.B: 7/10/1991

 Age: 21

 Ethnicity: Chinese

 Position: Kris's secretary

 Years worked at Exotic Fashions: 1

 * The lost puppy with a brain that went for a stroll down a beach

 Name: Kim Minseok

 Alias: Xiumin/ Baozi

 D.O.B: 26/03/1990

 Age: 22

 Ethnicity: Korean

 Position: Technician

 Years worked at Exotic Fashions: 2

 * The computer whizz with an enormous appetite both for food and trolling

 Name: Huang Zi Tao

 Alias: Tao/ Panda

 D.O.B: 2/05/1993

 Age: 19

 Ethnicity: Chinese

 Position: Graphic Designer

 Years worked at Exotic Fashions: 0.5

 * The dramatic, wushu stick-waving, Gucci-loving panda

 Name: Kim Joonmyeon

 Alias: Suho/ Gramps/ The Guardian

 D.O.B: 22/05/1991

 Age: 21

 Ethnicity: Korean

 Position: Second in charge/ Data analyst/ CEO's son

 Years worked at Exotic Fashions: 3

 * The loving Grandpa that no one takes seriously

 Name: Kim Jongin

 Alias: Kai/ Dark Chocolate (abs)

 D.O.B: 14/01/1994

 Age: 18

 Ethnicity: Korean

 Position: Exotic Fashion jeans endorsement model

 Years worked at Exotic fashions: 1

 * The guy who has a certain affinity for being anywhere, anytime

 Name: Do Kyungsoo

 Alias: D.O/ Umma

 D.O.B: 12/01/1993

 Age: 19

 Ethnicity: Korean

 Position: Copyrighter

 Years Worked at Exotic Fashions: 0.5

 * The guy with raging maternal instincts instead of hormones

 Name: Park Chanyeol

 Alias: Yeol/ Yolk/ Chan-Chan

 D.O.B: 27/11/1992

 Age: 20

 Ethnicity: Korean

 Position: Suho's secretary

 Years worked at Exotic Fashions: 0.5

 *The guy who- COS BABY YOU'RE A FIREEEEWORRRKK

 Name: Byun Baekhyun

 Alias: Bacon/ Baek

 D.O.B: 6/05/1992

 Age: 20

 Ethnicity: Korean

 Position: Graphic Designer

 Years worked at Exotic Fashions: 1

 * The Diva who will whip your with an eyeliner stick

 Name: Oh Sehun

 Alias: Sehunwich (but only behind his back)

 D.O.B: 12/04/1992

 Age: 18

 Ethnicity: Korean

 Position: Endorsement model for Exotic Fashion's jeans

 Years worked at Exotic Fashions: 1

 * The bratty little brat who's as sweet as Sehoney

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: I am going to ing kill you

Why am I in Africa, booked on a safari when I am supposed to be in Shanghai for a business expansion conference? Jongdae, I swear I’m never getting on a plane without checking my ticket ever again.

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: I’m an innocent party

That was all Yixing. I swear. 

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

I think Yixing may of forgotten to tell you that he booked a flight here too. Take this as your chance to our dear unicorn. You may open up your luggage to find couple rings in the first pocket. They're Cartier, very expensive and white gold too but don’t worry, we used your bank account details. After all, I am your temporary secretary ;)

To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]

From: [email protected]

You two, this is your idea of a romantic getaway? A ing safari? AND SUHO I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU TO KEEP THESE TWO IDIOTS IN CHECK. I am not amused.

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I am finally done formatting this of a foreword, too sleepy to right this anymore, wait until tomorrow XD Amd gorgeous poster credits to kickthetable @ GRAPHICSHOP] Kicking Pandora-Open