Donghae > Kim Kibum Siwon is possessed!

Kim Kibum: Umm…. What makes you say that?

Donghae: well, he is eating innocent  animals!

Kim Kibum: He…what?

Donghae: He’s still eating them... so it’s not too late for you to stop by and stop him…OMO! HE JUST ATE A LION!!! Help me….

Kim Kibum:How did he eat a lion? And I am sorry that I can’t drop by… filming starts at 10 min…

Donghae: NOOOOO!!!! Help me! He ate the whole lion in one bite!He just ate a seal! He’s asking me if I want some!What do I do?!?!?

Kim Kibum: Kindly reject the offer..

Donghae:But he’s still eating them! What do I do????

Kim Kibum: Pass him to me….

Donghae: Siwon here…

Kim Kibum: What are you eating?

Donghae: Animal crackers… why?

Kim Kibum: Please read previous comments and try not to traumatize Donghae so much…Need to get back to filming <3 you…Bye~

Siwon:<3 you too….

Donghae > Leeteuk Help me!

Leeteuk: Why, what happened? Anything wrong? Where are you now? Is anyone there with you? Did you get hurt?Should I call an ambulance?

Donghae:Siwon is making me eat animals…. He says that they are just crackers. I will not be deceived by him! These animals are innocent!

Leeteuk:*sigh* Sorry, I can’t help you now… Eunhyuk and I have to go on a radio show in 15 min…

Donghae: I am doomed…

Leeteuk: Ask Ryeowook for help…

Donghae: Okay!

Donghae>Ryeowook  Siwon is eating animals and he says that it is crackers but I don’t believe him because animals are innocent!

Ryeowook: Donghae I am kinda busy right…now….

Donghae: but you have to help me! He’s making me eat it!

Ryeowook: Not…now Donghae….

Donghae: But I need you!

Yesung: Please…..Donghae  ask someone else for help! I need my wookie alone without typing every few seconds… now leave hi m alone or I will ask my turtles to bite you when you are asleep!

Donghae:Someone is cranky…. I wonder what they are doing… oh! Sungmin is online!

Donghae> Sungmin I need your help!

Sungmin: yeah?

Donghae: Siwon is making me eat animals which he is convinced that they are crackers! But I beg to differ…. Help?

Sungmin: have you tried saying no?

Donghae: So MANY times !

Sungmin: OMO!Something is burning in the kitchen  got to go!

Donghae:Bye…

Donghae>Shindong Are you busy?

Shindong: yes…

Donghae:can you help me?

Shindong: no…

Donghae: pwease?

Shindong: at a talk show now…. Sorry can’t help….

Donghae> Heechul  have you seen Hangeng?

Heechul: no, why?

Donghae: I need to talk to him…

Heechul: Talk to me! I am free! I am wise-in-everyway! Will try to help you! I will go to the farthest seas! Into the darkest caves! And into the hottest desserts! In my head!

Donghae: Nah.... Tell me if you find hangeng….

Heechul: Hey!

Donghae > Zhou Mi  I need help…

Zhou Mi: With clothes?

Donghae: no….

Zhou Mi: WAIT! Let me guess….

Donghae: it is almost impossible to guess…

Zhou Mi: Does it have something to do with clothes?

Donghae: no…..

Zhou Mi: Aliens?

Donghae: Maybe… I haven’t ruled that out yet….

Zhou Mi: TELL ME!

Donghae: Siwon is eating animals! I don’t like it….

Zhou Mi: Then ignore it….

Donghae: but he’s asking me to try them….

Zhou Mi: Henry’s back! Gtg!

Donghae: Wait….

Donghae:  Zhou Mi?

Donghae: Hello?

Donghae: I am getting ignored! Kyu’s my last hope!

Donghae>Kyuhyun  I need help!

Kyuhyun: for?

Donghae: Siwon is eating innocent animals….

Kyuhyun:and?

Donghae: HOW’S THAT RIGHT IN YOUR MIND??? HE’S EATING ANIMALS IN A BITE!

Kyuhyun: Are they alive?

Donghae: no….

Kyuhyun : You love burgers right?

Donghae:  Yeah…What has that got to do with Siwon eating innocent animals?

Kyuhyun:  I will let you in on a little secret…

Donghae: What? Tell me!

Kyuhyun: You do know what you burgers are made up of?

Donghae:um… bread and uh… veggies and meat!

Kyuhyun: and where do you get your meat from?

Donghae: McD!

Kyuhyun:*sighs* and where does mcd get meat from…..

Donghae: I don’t know….

Kyuhyun: Animals!

Donghae: I always thought It was beef…

Kyuhyun: You have no hope my child….

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