Donghae: Oo look ! It’s a spaceship!

Eunhyuk:Cool.

Ryeowook:Wait..it looks like its hurtling towards us and its gonna crush us into oblivion!!!

Yesung: Save the turtles!

500 years later

David Attenborough :And these fossilized remains indicate that a species that was made primarily of fashionable hair thrived in this area.

Before that..500 years in the future

Donghae:its still hurtling towards us! What should we do?

Eunhyuk: cool.

Ryeowook: I dunno!!! Panic?

Donghae:sure.

(EVERYONE RUNS ABOUT IN CIRCLES SCREAMING LIKE LITTLE GIRLS)

Except Eunhyuk.

Who says:cool.

5 mins later

BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!

Splash spash splat splat

Body parts and fashionably styled hair fly everywhere!

At the funeral

The rest of the super junior tribe gather around

And they say

SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY

YOU’VE BEEN SQUAHED BY A SPACESHIP
NIKE NIKE NIKE NIKE FAJER FAJER FAJER BABY

BABY BABY BABY OOOOO

LIKE BABY BABY BABY NOOO

Then justin bieber’s lawyers came and sued them

But they hired wolfram and hart lawyers

So they were ok

And they posted on their twitter

WINNING!

Then Charlie sheen sued them

And the cycle of lawsuits begaaaaaan

Then one fine day

Leeteuk: oo! It’s a spaceship!

Kangin:where?

Siwon:there!

Sungmin:hey its getting bigger!

Heechul:that’s coz its coming towards us!

Shindong: Oooooo~

Siwon:lets pray

Kyuhyun:....

5 mins later

BOOOOOOOOMMMM!

At the funeral

The rest of the super junior clan gathered round

And they said

SORRY SORRY SORRY (look above)

And then’

One fine day

(refer to the above paragraphs)

THE END