Dating Difficulties
Description
Title: Dating Difficulties
Pairing: Taoris
Rating: R
Genre: Romance, Fluff, possible(?) .
Summary: In which Kai has no guilt, LuHan is secretly a fanboy and Kris manages to fall in love along the way.
Foreword
Omegle
This sounded like a great start already.
Kris sighed, eyebrows knitting together in frustration as he glared at the computer screen. He was an idiot for ever giving Kai the chance to explain this to him.
Kkamjong <010-2797-5588>
You're in need of a social life, WuFan. You know it as much as I do. Just try it out, k?
Sent 11:41, 22nd Jan
Kris can't remember having glared at something so intensely as he did at his phone currently.
Tch. He had a very good life.
A very good life which didn't involve needing to meet strangers online. People he probably would never encounter face to face, for that matter.
After a short inner debate with himself, he tentatively he grasped the mouse, sliding it over and selecting "Video" after typing in his interest. The only thing that came to mind, that Chinese-Korean band he sometimes listened to; EXO, and his favorite member of said group. Chen.
The screen flashed once before appearing with a chat box and another little black box in the upper right hand corner.
This person was smart enough to cover their webcam too.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Chen.
Stranger: Ah, hello.
Stranger: Which Chen is it we're enjoying?
Kris blinked a few times, puffing one cheek out and sinking a hand into his ruffled blonde hair. This was idiotic.
He was only going to write a reply out of sympathy. It'd be rude to simply click off after only just connecting, anyway.
You: I...am enjoying a certain trollface.jpg Chen from a band.
Stranger: Ah, well I like the Touhou Chen.
Touhou? He can vaguely remember LuHan whining to him about a new game called Touhou. Or was it a manga? Anime? Or mayb--
Stranger: You a guy or girl? Just curious.
Kris shook his head and exhaled, distracted from his previous thoughts. The person didn't speak very feminine, so he assumed a boy as such. It would be safe to say, wouldn't it?
You: Guy, and yourself?
Stranger: Same.
You: Thought so.
Stranger: Hold on, getting a sample.
His eyebrows furrowed, staring down at the keyboard.
Sample? What the hell did he mean by 'sample'?
You: ..Sample?
Stranger: Of Chen.
You: Oh, right.
Stranger: http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1231836
Stranger: Felt like sharing a lewd pic I found hot and adorable.
Kris' eyes widened as he stared at the image on screen, almost missing that the stranger had continued to type a reply back to him. So. That was Chen, huh?
Stranger: Sorry can't have that or something?
Stranger: Or did something just appear in your pants?
Flushing, Kris was part-way through successfully questioning his own sanity whilst tapping away at the keys.
You: I'm...not really bothered by that stuff.
Stranger: Ah good.
You: So, I'm guessing from that you're 1. into Animes/Manga's and 2. or..whatever else it could be put as.
Stranger: Touhou is a game.
Stranger: And a few mangas, barely.
You: I see. I remember my friend mentioning it, I think.
Good. That was a good effort to stray from the or whatever it was on his screen.
Stranger: http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1453202
Stranger: Another I found hot.
Stranger: Tailjob.~ <3
Kris winced and slumped forward, allowing his face to plant itself against the keyboard.
"What sort of people are on this site...?"
You, ing idiot.
"Oh my god, I am." He quickly typed the simplest and least involved comment that came to mind, prepared to click the disconnect button at any point.
You: Yeah, you certainly do.
You: This is so random, honestly.
Stranger: Sorry, ing, so you can imagine my judgement being a little wierd.
Stranger: Go join me if you want.
You: I...
He bit his lip and halted the clacking of his keys, looking down then back up at the screen, a soft expression painted on his face.
You: I'm gay. It doesn't affect me.
Stranger: I'm bi.
You: Problem sorted then.
Stranger: So you're gay?
You: Last I checked.
"Which was two seconds ago..." Sighing, he rolled his eyes, feeling ridiculous for practically holding a conversation with himself - and on top of that; talking to this guy.
Stranger: Ah, sorry, work for you or should I go try looking for some gay for you?
Without hesitation, Kris let his lips part and face scrunch in a unfamiliar sense of confusion and disgust, hands rushing to the mouse to quickly click.
You have disconnected.
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