"Who are you?!" Daehyun screamed, frightened. Daehyun had not expected the woman before him to appear from the lamp.

"Well," she began, "I'm otherworldly gorgeous, and I just came out of the lamp you just rubbed. Take a guess."

"Are you..." Daehyun gulped. "A genie?"

"Wow! You're so smart!" the genie said sarcastically. "My name is Park Gyuri, but you will call me Goddess Gyuri."

"Why 'Goddess'? You're a genie!" Daehyun stated, confused.

"Way to state the obvious, peasant," Gyuri scoffed. "Just do what I say."

Daehyun nodded. "So..." Daehyun wasn't an expert on genies, but he knew the gist of their existence. "How many wishes do I get?"

"What wishes?"

"Don't genies give wishes?"

"I have no idea what you're talking about, peasant."

"B-but-"

"Just kidding! You're too gullible. You have five wishes. Wish for anything you'd like, but don't get crazy."

Daehyun would be lying if he said he wasn't excited.