VIDEO.CLIP.#O3 ~ When the Zombie Apocalypse was mentioned in the House of Commons.
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I love you, Canada.
“Well, Mr. Speaker, I rise today to salute the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta and the Province of Quebec for putting in place emergency measures for to deal with the possibility of an invasion of zombies. Now, I don't need to tell you, Mr. Speaker, that zombies don't recognize borders, and that a zombie invasion in the United States could easily turn into a continent-wide pandemic if it's not contained. So on behalf of concerned Canadians everywhere, Mr. Speaker, I want to ask the Minister of Foreign Affairs: is he working with his American counterparts to develop an international zombie strategy so that a zombie invasion does not turn into a zombie apocalypse?”
—Pat Martin, Winnipeg Centre, MB
“I want to assure this member, and all Canadians, that I am dead-icated to ensuring that this never happens. I want to say categorically to this member and through him to all Canadians that under the leadership of this Prime Minister, Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies, ever!”
—John Baird, Minister of Foreign Affairs
Oh, Canada. You never fail to amaze me XD
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