i walk past anime shop and into food shop. i gasp! handome male man is sitting in there, eating something yummy.

he smile at me, i smile like a stupid goat. had I been smoking weed?!

 

"hello," he says. "your eyes are big."

 

"thank you. Your eyes are small."

 

was this love?

 

i sit down next to him, and i look at his bown of curly spaghettti???

 

he give me 2 sticks. 

 

"Wood!"

 

"eat," he says and i do.

 

we eat together for long. he pays and takes my hand. "What's your name?"

 

i smile. "jamaica"

 

he smile "my name is jejung. kem jejung."

 

he hold my hand and kiss my head. "where are you from?"

 

"your dreams"

 

the rain start pouring. oh no!

 

He give me his jacket, and i say thank you.

 

he's very handsome. maybe he's my boyfriend now? then we can kiss and do other things?

 

his clothes are soaked. I grab the front of his pants. "soggy dong!"

 

he laugh, i laugh, too.

 

he has the laugh of a serial killer. it's cute, i think.

 

we come to his apartment, it's big. the biggest! maybe he's big, too! you know, down south we go.

 

he take off my jacket. "sit down"

 

i yawn and walk into the living room. i scream! "ahhh!" i bump into something. a pig? a sea elephant that got lost? no, a horse lamp.

 

"it's... pretty," i lie.

 

"thank you. i build it."

 

jejung puts on gangnam style to set the mood. i sit down on the couch, smiling like a high douchebag. 

 

"do you want anything to drink?"

 

"you," i say.

 

he jumps on top of me and kiss me. i moan just as i hear "oppa gangnam style" in the background. 

 

we kiss and touch all night. we love each other and have babies.

 

that's how i fell in love with jejung.