Once upon a time in a land not so far away, in a kingdom filled with hot idols in their super tight pants, lived a King and his King. They were fair rulers, and their whole kingdom was at peace (what?)…until, one of its two princes fell trapped to a wicked curse.

Prince Yoseob and Prince Dongwoon while out playing in the forest, (Yes they are old enough to marry but so what? They don’t care, noone's too old for fun and games) accidentally wanders into an unfamiliar, and magical, garden with doughnuts and cakes growing on trees, and cookies and milks growing on bushes.

“Hyung! Hyung! HYUNGGGGGG! Look! Look! Look! Look at all these food hyung! LOOOOOK!”shouted an excited Prince Dongwoon, jumping up and down and clapping his hands| |excitedly like the little kid he is at heart.

“Yes. Yes, I see it Dongwoon-ah! Hyung’s not blind you know!” said an annoyed Prince Yoseob, because Dongwoon's standing next to him, screaming next to his ear. It doesn’t hurt  his eardrums, no..not at all.

“Waaah hyung! Look COOKIES!!!!” Prince Dongwoon shouted as he ran towards the cookie bushes to take a piss.

‘Pssh,  immature. Only Santa gets excited over milk and cookie’ Yoseob thought as he scanned the whole area…and then he saw it. There in the heart of the heavenly garden was a tree, not a regular tree with regular leaves. It was a golden tree with golden leaves and golden apples! And Prince Yoseob, cute and lovely button-nosed Prince Yoseob likes things of gold, he lives and breathe for golden things!!!!!! It’s not the value that attracts him though, it was the color itself. He just likes the color gold.

So he takes a step forward and started marching his way towards the lovely golden tree, ignoring his brother who was busily making out with a cookie as he passes.

“I love you, cookie. I love you more than anybody in the world, you’re precious to me and im going to marry you in all the churches in the land and have baby cookies with you” he hears Dongwoon say caressing the cookie in his hands, as if it was a woman’s face. He’s not surprised though, for he hears Dongwoon sweet talk a cookie, an egg, a hotdog, a bowl of cereals and every food in their kitchen almost everyday….like he's about to make sweet sweet love to them. He also always hear his brother say “I love food. I love food more than I love people! Im going to marry food!”, every single second of the day. How annoying.

As soon as Prince Yoseob reached his golden tree he immediately reached down to pick a freshly fallen apple, he did not bother picking from the tree for the tree was too tall and he, the poor Prince, was not blessed with long legs and arms.

He awed at the apple in his hand, obviously drooling and eyes sparkling, wiped it clean with his shirt before finally letting his lips touch its golden surface and takes a bite.

But just then an ugly old hag appeared out of nowhere!

“What are you boys doing in my garden?!” It asks in an enraged, angry loud tone. (“It” for the old hag was too ugly and gross for words to ever be classified as a she.)

“What are we doing?” Prince Dongwoon repeats the questions as he drops his cookies and makes his way toward his brother and to get a closer look at the intruder. “What are YOU doing here?”.

Dongwoon regrets ever taking a step closer for as soon as he got near, the unsightly sight of the ugly old hag just makes him want to throw up on the spot. It’s ugliness was far too ugly, its too much for the author’s poor descriptive powers to describe.

“Who am i? WHO AM I?!” it asked half shouting, “Why, I'm the wicked witch of this forest! And THIS!” it pointed towards everything in the garden, “IS MY GARDEN!”

Both the Princes let out an exaggerated gasp at what the old hag stated, as if this was a comedy show and they are nothing but mere comedian acting out a hilarious sketch.

“Wicked witch?" Asked Prince Yoseob

“Of this forest?” Princed Dongwoon continued.

“Yes, wicked witch of this forest. I'm sure you’ve both heard of my wickedness.” It says in a tone that’s overflowing with confidence.

“Okay..but we’ve not heard of you or your wickedness before” answered Prince Dongwoon.

It’s now the wicked witch’s turn to gasp an exaggerated gasp at their statement.

“Not heard of my …Not heard of my wickedness? NOT HEARD OF MY WICKEDNESS?!!! How can you not heard of my wickedness? WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM?!” it asked the two Princes, pointing its old, ugly and wrinkly fingers at the two.

“Im Prince Yoseob”

“and im Prince Dongwoon” they answered.

“sons of King Hyunseung and King Junhyung, fair rulers of this Unnamed Kingdom” Prince Yoseob continued.

“Princes? Kings Hyunseung and Kings Junhyung? Unnamed Kingdom? Is this not the Kingdom they call “Far Far Away" where the rulers are an ugly ogre and a cursed Princess?”  It asked, confusion written all over its ugly face.

“No..that kingdom is far far far away from here” Answered Prince Yoseob.

“It is called “Far Far away” Prince Dongwoon stated.

“hmmn..i moved to the wrong kingdom then” It stated to itself. “Im sorry for bothering you two..i shall take my leave now” It stated as it turned its back from the two.

The two princes then both relaxed and was about to go back to their previous doings when all of a sudden…Prince Yoseob, cute and lovely small headed Prince Yoseob, fell ungracefully and lifelessly to the ground.

“Hyung!” cried Prince Dongwoon as he runs to his brothers rescue.

“Huk Huk Huk Huk Huk” the wicked witch cackled as it faced the two princes again, “You didn’t think I was going to let you two go so easily now did you?”

“You! What did you do to my hyung?!” cried a devastated Prince Dongwoon.

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And they lived happily ever after! hahaha jk. this will probably be just 3 chapters or something..not sure oh well i'll stop talking as its awkward for me.