Jongin, Jongdae and the Angel Sent from Above Had Just Signed In
12 Epic Fails Had Just Signed In*** kim jongin *** had just signed in.
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` had just signed in.
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
its almost the holiday season huh
tis the season to be in jolly
*** kim jongin *** says:
falalalala
lalalala
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
everyones ing gone for vacation
this chatrooms getting boring
*** kim jongin *** says:
yea
too quiet
wheres krissy?
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
hes in ing vegas
with his family
vegas
*** kim jongin *** says:
yea vegas
seouls where its at
what about joonmyun?
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
youre not gonna believe this
*** kim jongin *** says:
?
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
africa
HES IN FREAKING AFRICA
*** kim jongin *** says:
why is he in africa
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
I DONT KNOW
WHY WOULD HE SPEND CHRISTMAS IN AFRICA
*** kim jongin *** says:
hes always into those places anyway
remember that time he went to new zealand or smth
and came back suuuuUUUUPER TANNED
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
looked like a in retard, yes i remember
not that he doesnt already look like one
*** kim jongin *** says:
sehuns in japan
with luhan
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
WHAT
ON THEIR HONEYMOON??????????
*** kim jongin *** says:
IDK MAN
its just the two of them
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
how cute
wheres kyungsoo?
*** kim jongin *** says:
he went back to goyang to visit his family
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
lol and you werent invited?
*** kim jongin *** says:
HEY
I WAS
BUT I SAID NO BCS I KNOW HE WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH HIS FAMILY
I WAS BEING CONSIDERATE
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
suuuuure
well minseoks in frickin canada again
so here we are now
*** kim jongin *** says:
any news about peachy boy?
is he like back in china or something
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
yep
till after new years
so much for getting drunk with us while doing the countdown
*** kim jongin *** says:
aw man
this
chanyeols ing gone too
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
he and baek are getting cuter and cuter tho
so i guess i can tolerate that
*** kim jongin *** says:
do u think they ed already?
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
maybe
chanyeols is frickin huge
*** kim jongin *** says:
yea
why are we talking about chanyeols
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
CAUSE ITS SO BORING WITHOUT EVERYONE ELSE HERE
AND I WANT TO DIE
UNICORN had just signed in.
UNICORN says:
oh hi guys!
happy early xmas!
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
YIXING
OH MY ING GOD
THANK GOODNESS YOURE HERE
UNICORN says:
...okay?
haha, i didnt know you missed me that much
*** kim jongin *** says:
where have you been man?
UNICORN says:
nowhere
my laptop broke and i just had the chance to buy a new one yesterday
your fonts look a little weird btw
so hows the festive season coming along?
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
ITS ING BORING
BUT NOT ANYMORE NOW THAT YOURE HERE
*** kim jongin *** says:
youre not gonna go anywhere?
maybe visit your family in china?
UNICORN says:
nope, theyre coming here actually
next week
just in time for christmas :D
*** kim jongin *** says:
man youre so cute i feel bad bullying you
UNICORN says:
…what?
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
yea man ure so frickin cute
why did u choose joonmyun out of all of us
i can treat you better
buy u flowers
treat you out to crepes
u name it xing
UNICORN says:
ah, im flattered! thankyou
youre a good friend jongdae :D
*** kim jongin *** says:
jesus ing christ
UNICORN says:
but id feel bad if you buy me stuff
*** kim jongin *** says:
yea, dae
and you have minseok remember?
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
it could be a secret between us
just u n me
beneath the moonlight
as i whisper lightly into your ear…
UNICORN says:
haha sorry my ears are a little ticklish
so id appreciate it if you dont do that
you can whisper normally tho!
although i dont see why u should bcs we can just talk
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
we can wear traditionals kimonos bcs im classy like that
oh wait id rather have us be fully
we can cuddle under the blanket and whisper sweet nothings to each other
UNICORN says:
but we might catch a cold
i’d be really sad if u got sick
*** kim jongin *** says:
wow are you ignoring me
im right here you know
UNICORN says:
oh dont worry jongin im not ignoring you ^__^
*** kim jongin *** says:
oh i wasnt talking about u xing
dont worry bout it youre fine
UNICORN says:
are u sure? :(
*** kim jongin *** says:
yea no worries
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
oh god zhang yixing i think i love you
UNICORN says:
i love you too!!
youre one of my bestest best friend
u too jongin!!
*** kim jongin *** says:
*facepalms*
im gonna go look for food
u guys talk
*** kim jongin *** changed his/her status to Be Right Back.
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
where were we my love?
UNICORN says:
hahaha, youre funny
so what are you doing right now?
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
thinking of u
and writhing
UNICORN says:
why would i be and writhing?
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
oh would u really like to know
*winks seductively*
* lips*
UNICORN says:
?
r u ok?
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
im not, i think im sick
heartsick
UNICORN says:
oh oh my god
do u want me to call an ambulance for u?
i’ll be right over!!!
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
YIXING GODDAMNIT
IM FINE
I WAS TRYING TO FLIRT WITH U OK
UNICORN says:
oh… sorry i cant
i miss joonmyun
haha, sorry
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
oh for s sake
its fine
u dont need to apologize
i have a bf too
but really, if we were both single
id totally make a move on you
UNICORN says:
aw, thank you :)
maybe
in a different universe
u and i are together
who knows?
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
id like that, actually
i mean
u can cook and stuff
and clean the house
u’d make the perfect housewife
nOT THAT IM DISCRIMATING GENDERS OR ANYTHING
UNICORN says:
haha, i love your sense of humor dae
youre funny, no wonder you have so many friends
im glad we’re friends
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
yixing if u continue talking like that i swear
*** kim jongin *** changed his/her status to Online.
*** kim jongin *** says:
ay wassup
wait imma read what u guys were talking bout
UNICORN says:
did u get food?
im getting pretty hungry actually…
im gonna sign out now
talk to u guys later!
:D merry christmaaaaaas!
UNICORN had just signed out.
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
YOU YIXING
*** kim jongin *** says:
HOLY U GUYS HAHAHAHA
R U SERIOUSLY HITTING ON HIM
DO U WANT JOONMYUN TO HIRE HITMEN TO KILL U
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
I CANT HELP IT HES SO INNOCENT AND CUTE
things with minseok havent been going well too
hes been ignoring me
*** kim jongin *** says:
well maybe if you werent such a he wouldnt be so cold to u
he and i talk and we’re just fine
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
yea maybe
idk
im hungry
what r u eating right now?
*** kim jongin *** says:
ramen
in good right here
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
maybe i’ll eat something too
hmm
*** kim jongin *** says:
yea eat the pain away
eat it
EEEEEEAAAAAT IT
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
brb
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` changed his/her status to Be Right Back.
***
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` changed his/her status to Online.
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
im back
*** kim jongin *** says:
AutoMessage: if i don't reply it means i fell asleep
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
well then wake the up
*** kim jongin *** says:
AutoMessage: if i don't reply it means i fell asleep
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
jesus christ jongin
*** kim jongin *** says:
AutoMessage: if i don't reply it means i fell asleep
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
fine, bye
go eat
*** kim jongin *** says:
AutoMessage: if i don't reply it means i fell asleep
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
oh, happy holidays btw
see u soon, man
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` had just signed out.
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