Random Texts Part 10
The Wonderful World of Kpop Randomnesswhat if they printed books with glow in the dark ink, so you could stay up past your bedtime reading, but it wouldn’t have to use a flashlight so it wouldn’t be so obvious
- Woohyun:When I die, don't you ever come to my funeral!
Sungkyu:Why!?
Woohyun:Because if I see you.. My heart may just beat again!
Me:
Sungkyu: - INFINITE:
Woollim:
INSPIRITS:
South Korea:
Heart:
Brain:
Soul:
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THERE SHOULD BE A REALITY TV SHOW WHERE PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT FANDOMS ARE LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH ONE TV AND ONE COMPUTER.
ARE YOU SATAN?
THERE WOULD BE BLOOD
yes teacher, i Couldve done my homework last night. i also could have Murdered ur family last night. lets be ok with the fact i did Neither
dont ever with zico or else
- normal person:sings lyrics
me:sings lyrics
sings backup vocals
sings guitar riffs
air-drums entire song
headbangs
does choreography from music video
the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop
- my friend:i met a guy
- me:i just started a new tv show
I don’t have a ”type”. If I like you, I like you.
And if I like you, you’re pretty special.
Because I hate everyone.
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
you poetic little
it’s because… it’s an adjective… …
you will be stupid
you are stupid
you were stupid
that hurt
i just realized that if you say”Leo” over and over really fast it kind of sounds like an ambulance siren... which is fitting because one of these days I’m going to die and it’s going to be his fault
my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea
Happy has five letters
Pizza has five letters
This is no coincidence
if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
CL: This is for all the locations on our world tour, not world meaning world but world meaning southeast asia
band members look really hot in suits
especially at weddings
when im looking at them from across the aisle
about to say i do
Fangirls don’t want the “D” they want the “HD”
omg i feel so understood
What if I want the D and the HD?
do you ever just look at your bias and think about having a life with them like living in a cute apartment and holding hands and stuff but then you remember you don’t speak the same language oops
why do old people read the bible so much
i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”
boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:
- you have to kill the spider
but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:
- you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden
okay
boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:
- just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away
- Plot twist:You're out with friends, and your hair looks great.
- Plot twist:Your hair looks great.
- Plot twist:You're out with friends.
- Plot twist:You're out
- Plot twist:friends
a girl should always carry tampons because they can be used as a ward against immature boys
simply present one and watch the look of horror on his face as he is forced backwards
build a wall of tampons and no boy can cross
they will not summon the courage to breach the cotton wall
girl power
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