Super long- author's note-of-a-forward:

This was supposed to be my entry to ErisChaotica's Infinitized Writing Contest, but I for some reason decided not to start on it until the few days before the extended deadline. And then I went to Italy. (I am presently in Italy. NOMS ALL TEH FUUD.) And I don't really have a need for any of the prizes (although those charms r so qT), nor do I think I could win, after glancing over some of the submitted entries. :D So I wrote my could-have-been-entry on an Italian tale. HAHAHAHAHA. Some people say the original is like Snow White, but it's actually more like Rapunzel.

Currently in the process of writing (it's almost done!), but because I won't finish by the deadline despite the 7-hour time difference (and that is probably because I'm currently suffering jet lag and haven't napped since I've arrived and want to sleep.)

So this is for-funsies. Because I never meet deadlines on time, not even extended ones.