mistletoe

Description

 

mistletoe;
a story of stupidity

in which joonmyun is stupid and jongdae just laughs at his stupidity, because, really, there's not much else one can do.
also, joonmyun hates his friends. most definitely maybe.

pg-13 - one shot - joonmyun/jongdae
this story is written in lapslock - lowercase writing.

 

Foreword

preview;

understanding seemed to dawn upon jongin then, and he had trouble trying to keep a grin from spreading. “you don’t know what a mistletoe is?”

“that’s what i’ve been saying all along,” joonmyun mumbled angrily. “i don’t know what it is and i sure don’t understand what it does.”

his statement seemed to take jongin by surprise, who looked over at kyungsoo for support. the two boys shared a look of utter confusion and disbelief, before they both simultaneously burst out laughing.

“what!!” joonmyun cried. at the look of his distressed state, the two boys started laughing even more, although jongin was the one that laughed the loudest -- kyungsoo was a bit more humane as he tried to hide his laughter behind his hand. it didn’t help, though -- he was still laughing and joonmyun felt even worse than what he did earlier.

he narrowed his eyes at the two boys who were still laughing, and huffed angrily. it wasn’t that funny. at least jongdae didn’t laugh for that long.  “i don’t know why i’m friends with you guys,” he mumbled grumpily before promptly faceplanting onto the cafe-table. maybe if he hit his head hard enough he’d pass out, and then maybe they’d stop bothering him and maybe help him instead.

when the laughter finally subsided after a suffocating couple of minutes, he glanced up at the two boys, who were looking at him with stars in their eyes. “what,” he bit out.

“you know, joonmyun, for having an iq of over a hundred-and-something, you’re very, very stupid.” kyungsoo smiled, but the gentle smile didn’t match the cruel words that he uttered. joonmyun sniffed sadly.

 

hey mtv, welcome to my life.


 

 

author's note;

i was sad and needed cheering up so here it is
in the form of jundae fluff
yay! /applauds
will post this whenever i finish it

♥ xiumickey

 

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CaptainHanbae
#1
Chapter 1: OMG THIS IS JUST TOO CUTE ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDSDFGH ♥
exokai_boo
#2
Chapter 1: AWWWWW IT WAS F-CUTE <33333333 SUCHEN FEELS!
onlySEcrets #3
Chapter 1: AWWWWWWW JUNMYEON IS SO DUMB-DUMB AND ADORBS. ARGH MY FEELS ≧v≦ CAN NEVER ENOUGH OF SUCHEN IN MA LIFE XD
anneliesegyi #4
Chapter 1: THIS IS SO CUTE AND FLUFFYYYY <3
dumb joon dumb dumb
trapped--
#5
Chapter 1: ASDFGHJKL /DIED
trapped--
#6
Chapter 1: ASDFGHJKL /DIED
Maxinator409 #7
God!! why so cute!!?? thanks for the story!!
Manem92
#8
Chapter 1: wOHO!!!! LOVED IT!! I can't beileve you actually finnished this, now! omgomgomg, I don't even know where to go -or say -or, I'll just shut up now, okay? ^^, (Who am I kidding, me- shutting up? No way XD)
Crying, this was so cute, and seriously, you know what? I'm even more exited for the next one :P (A)
cutecutecute, cutness overloead!! (^.^)
Love you my little duckling <3 (A)