Welcome to Byungtae Community College!
(A/N: Byuntae means ert in Korean. Byungtae is a name.) 
You might ask yourself, “What can I expect from Byungtae Community College?” And to that, we say “What can’t you expect?” We pride ourselves on giving you, the community college student, more than you expect. We give you what you deserve. And we do so by sticking to the Straight A’s of Byungtae: Affordability, Air Conditioning, Awesome New Friends, A Lot of Free Time, Amazing life Ahead. 

My name is Kim Jieun (IU). I am currently a freshman at Byungtae, majoring in literature. You may also know me as the oh-so-popular lover289, on fanfics.co.kr. As an aspiring journalist, I have held an interview with a few of the students and staff at BCC:

Q: What brought you here to BCC?
A: My mother tricked me into thinking this was some site, so I accidentally signed up for it.

  -Jung Jaein, erted Feminist

Q: What is your role at BCC?
A: I’m the campus Queen and the Queenka of the school. Defeating the entire female population, I was voted as the #1 person male students would go to vacation with and give chocolates to on Valentine’s Day. I also devote my free time to my club, Byungtae Services, which aims to help the students and faculty of Byungtae. However, many strange men come to our club thinking its some ion service.

   -Lee Taemin, Crossdressing Queenka

Q: What is your favorite experience at BCC?
A: Any time I’m with Master Taemin, I am satisfied. Oh and I enjoy the times when I dance.

  -Kim Jongin (Kai), Introverted Dancer

Q: What kind of students would you find at BCC?
A: The school is very diverse! There is a variety of idiots, masochists, erts, gays, and delusional people everywhere.

-Kim Myungsoo (L), Sadistic Prince          

Q: What kind of teachers would you find at BCC?
A: The male teachers are very nice and caring! But they’re also very clumsy. They always drop their pens, papers, books, and even their pets. For some reason, after I bend to pick them up, the teachers always seem flustered and red. The female teachers are less friendly, but I respect them!

  -Kim Yoojin (UEE), Oblivious Bagel Girl

Q: Please talk about your experience at BCC as a professor.
A: I am the health professor and also a Byungtae alumni. I attended Byungtae for six years and taught for two but really enjoy every moment at Byungtae. Every day I wake up, looking forward to see my female students. They tend to come on to me a lot, especially the ones who are about to fail. I am also the club supervisor for Byungtae Services, which I first mistaken for something else…but anyways, I enjoy watching others walk out happy after solving their problems!

                                                                                                                  -Lee Donghae, Idiot Professor

Q: Dean, please leave a message for the new students.
A: My name is Park Jaesang, also known as PSY. You might know me as the godly man who revolutionized youtube, but here, I am merely just Byungtae Community College’s new dean. As the dean, I hope to help BCC rise as the biggest and best community college in the world!

-Park Jaesang (PSY), New Dean