choke on your drink

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In which Kris wakes up in another universe where his EXO brothers and the majority of kpop industry are gay. In which Kris knows for sure that he isn't gay, but everyone states the contrary. In which Chanyeol is dangerous because Kris is one hundred per cent certain that he isn't gay, but Kris himself starts to doubt his ual orientation wherever Chanyeol is around. 
 
 
 

choke on your drink

Chanyeol/Kris (Wu Yifan) | AU | Crack,Slight!Romance,Fluff(?) 

this is a fic dedicated to my friend fishyismine. it's once known as 'the stars in our hands', a chaptered fanfic. i'm sorry but i cannot update multichaptered fanfics because i'm extremely busy lately- -i'll try to write this oneshot as soon as possible- -''tsioh'' will be published (complete and all) on april 18 which is the day fishyismine and i talked for the first time on this site (?). thank you

Foreword

Excerpt:

 

He recognises his Super Junior sunbaes [. . .] and he chokes on his drink when Eunhyuk makes a bee line for him, wiggling his eyebrows in his direction and Eunhyuk's gummy grin is practically blinding Kris.

No. Kris is panicking because he hates this place. This universe. Where everyone is behaving weird and they're scaring the out of Kris (except Jongin. Jongin looks sort of normal for him. The kid has always been a beast.) Please,no. Not Eunhyuk hyung

Not everyone else for all that matters.

But after a couple- -couple? They're Myungsoo and Sungyeol. And they're holding hands. Oh holy- -blocks the not-appealing view of Eunhyuk coming up to him, Kris grabs his hair to sigh in exasperation. He didn't have any intention of pulling his perfectly styled hair, but when Eunhyuk reappears with his gums and smile, Kris pulls unintentionally. Ouch.

He hears Eunhyuk chuckle and Kris tenses up immediately. He has an internal battle with himself, arguing if he should look down at the older guy or not. He's opting for not doing it, but Eunhyuk clears his throat while poking Kris' chest and Kris' automatic response is to stare wide-eyed at Eunhyuk and move an inch far.

"Hey.", Eunhyuk says. It doesn't sound flirtatious. Nor did Eunhyuk try to sound very friendly, but Kris scoots again a little further. 

He's not being paranoid. This is a 'just in case'.

"You're not enjoying the party." It's more like a question than a statement. Kris doesn't hear the questioning tone because he's too busy trying to figure out why the sides of Eunhyuk's eyes and his cheeks are sparkling. Is that glitter on

"Maybe you'd like to dance with Donghae and I instead of looking all grumpy here. You shouldn't be drinking a lot like you're doing."

But all Kris notes is that Eunhyuk really has glitter on and when Eunhyuk his head at a side and leans in (because he's asked Kris more than once if he wants to join Donghae and him,but still no reply because all Kris does is gape at him), he wakes up from his trance and he struggles to stop the masculine squeak that's near to escape off his lips.

"Kris?"

". . .Y-Yes?"

"Do you want to dance with- -"

Kris shakes his head. "I'm not gay!"

 

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choiandlee #1
Chapter 2: This is hilarious. Is chanyeol and kris a thing in that universe?
suibian
#2
Chapter 2: Updatttteeeeeeee!!!
solarial #3
Chapter 1: Oh my gosh. That was so freaking hilarious xDDD I started reading this and I was like “ahahaha” all the time xD
Leeteuk that told Kris to tell Kai and DO to close the door and not scream much? xDD This made me laugh so much xD
Just poor poor Kris xD he had to witness all the others on their “”(?), erted (?) moments while he wanted to go away from them XD.
EPIC WIN FOR THE Violet handcuffs xD I just saw Kris with his eyes popped out while he thought about Tao topping YiXing, with the violet handcuffs on LOL Kris scarred for life XD
"You're from one of those universes where phenomena like this happen rarely.", Minseok says” > Yeah, obviously something that happens all the time xD
I don’t know well the fandom yet but this one shot was cute and funny and I loved it! The Krisyeol interaction at the end was cute and I enjoyed reading about them 
Indeed so cute <3
Chanyeolized #4
Chapter 1: I think this is going to be epik!!!
And i just got into infinute so that myungyeol thing in the forword made me so happy!!
Cause krisyeol + myungyeol referece made me go sorta ape____...um...
Subscribing!
iPodREDgangsta #5
Chapter 1: One word. AWESOME! XD
Mr_Koala #6
Chapter 1: Awwww it's so CUTEE and funny ~
lore12na #7
Chapter 1: My ovaries exploded due to too much laughter. I love the way Baekhyun is an annoying little shi_t in your stories. You make me LOL LIKE A ____IN_G BUFFALO!!!

I love the interaction between Krisyeol.

SeHun and Baekhyun are the best. SEHUN DIDN'T WASH HIS HANDS. I DIED.
suibian
#8
hahahahaha...so funny!!
"I'm not gay" ..
oh! you'll be >:<