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( This isn't the actual story. Just something to show you what it's like. )

 'Why the hell is that new supply teacher staring at me like that?' Kyungsoo thought, mentally glaring at the stupid man. He has to admit Mr. Kim was awfully good-looking, despite the fact he thought the Egyptians were a band. Kyungsoo didn't like stupid men, he found them boring to talk to. And no-one talks as much as Do Kyungsoo, so he has always been hard to please.No, intelligent boys were more of his type. People like Kim Joonmyeon, who is studying for his PhD in astro physics. Now that is impressive.
A sudden thought struck the young cook. 'Is my wig wonky? Or can he see my boxers?' Quickly, Kyungsoo hurried to the girls' toilets. Going in and doing a full body check, he found that nothing was wrong. His scarily realistic wig of silky black hair fell perfectly around his delicate face. His ridiculously short skirt covered up his underwear, and Kyungsoo thought, as he had so many times before, 'Thank goodness I have the world's most girliest legs.'
Stepping out of the toilets with renewed confidence, Kyungsoo began walking elegantly down the corridor. The boy nodded sweetly at the greetings girls shouted as they ran past and he found himself smiling at the floor. 'These girls are so nice. I wonder if they'd still be nice if they found out I'm a guy?' The cook wasn't concentrating and walked straight into someone's chest. And it definitely wasn't a girl's. Kyungsoo had been dreading this moment for a while. Despite that, he faked innocence and exclaimed, “Oh, sorry! I didn't mean to walk into you-”
It was a waste of breath anyway. There were Baekhyun and Tao, smirking at the other. Baekhyun pushed Kyungsoo gently into the lockers while Tao leaned against his brother coolly. “Kyunghee-ah. What a lovely surprise! I never thought you'd be interested in us simple yet attractive boys,” Baekhyun purred into Kyungsoo's ear, making his eye twitch with annoyance. "Simple? Definitely. Attractive? Yeah, maybe not, midget," Kyungsoo muttered, glaring when the two brothers chuckled and moved closer to him.
Tao brought his hand up to the boy's wig, and Kyungsoo began to get nervous. He quickly slapped the boy's hand away, scared he'd knock his wig askew by accident. Tao chuckled lowly - obviously this had attracted him to Kyungsoo even more. The brothers moved even closer, and Kyungsoo had to press himself into the lockers as hard as he could to keep them at a distance.
“Now now, Kyunghee-ah, there's no need to be scared of oppa ~” Tao sang sweetly, gently taking hold of the latter's chin and tilting it up. Kyungsoo was thinking a lot of things minors shouldn't hear, very tempted to vocalise these thoughts. He squeezed his eyes shut as hard as he could and waited for a horrible kiss to be pressed onto his plump lips. But it never came.
“Hey! What do you think you're doing to her? I'll tell your mother, you spoiled little brats!” someone shouted down the hall. Tao and Baekhyun looked up, Kyungsoo cautiously opened an eye. It was that new supply teacher, Mr. Kim. And boy, was he furious. These two devilish brothers aren't usually scared of anything, but mention “mother”, “tell”, and “I will” in a sentence and you'll have them running to the other end of Seoul.
”Quick, let's get the hell out of here!” Baekhyun hissed, tugging at Tao's sleeve. The Chinese nodded and together they ran off - not forgetting to turn around and give Kyungsoo a playful wink, of course. The said boy breathed out in relief and slumped against the lockers. 'They're becoming worse. She's not strict enough,' he thought, fists clenching unconsciously.
”Um...Are you okay?” Mr. Kim asked, surprisingly close to Kyungsoo. He was standing next to the lockers, fiddling with his sleeve like an awkward turtle. And God damn it, it was cute. Kyungsoo's cheeks heated up at the sudden thought of a teacher being cute, and he quickly stood properly, not looking at the young teacher.
”I...I'm fine, thank you.” The cook said curtly with a little nod, and walked off as sophisticated as he could.
Once out of sight, Kai smirked to himself. ”That chick...” he started to mumble, ”...Is hot.”

Typical Kim Jongin. 

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Just a quick shout out to cessie, the creator of the poster
up there. Yeah, that one at the top. \ o / Thanks lovie, I really
appreciate your work. And I'm still jealous that you're so talented.
Once again, thank you! Stay happy. o u ob