Chapter 1

Of Damned Wolfs and Spells

The sun had a weird sleep effect on vampires.

In the middle of the day, a vampire yawned loudly. Causeing a few people to stare at him, some seeing his long sharp fangs then harshly looking away with fear.

As for the vampire's offspring: she was having a small panic attack. Thinking she would die under the sun's gaze. Thats why she was under a heavy blanket. Shivering madly in fear.

The older vampire sighed as he pulled the blanket off his feldgeling, making her squeak and flinch seeing that she was in sun light. She closed her eyes tightly and covered her face with her forarms.

Alucard sighed again. Making Seras pull her arms away from her face to stare at him. A wave of releif hit her body as she saw that she was still alive.

The young vampire happily sat next to her master on the two person sit that was in a travel bus. The two were on a mission. Going to slater a pack of werewolfs that have been harrazing Tokyo Japan.

The pack were in a Comiccon belding. Keeping many depressed anime fans away. Alucard never knew why amine was such a rage in young teens. Eh, humans.

Sir Lady Integra owes a favor to an old guy, unknown to the 'pet' vampires. Alucard thinks in was the human whom she bought all the bullets and guns from. Seras thinks it was an old lover whom she owes a favore to, that earning herself a smack on the head from her master.

As the bus came to a halt, the vamps deborded. Seras gasping at all the humans teenagers blocking the way to the werewolf sight. Her master growly. He walked to the crowd of teens facing the comiccon and pushed many of them away as he walked to the dobble door. Seras right on his tail and saying sorry to the harshly treated kids.

When the two pushed the doors wide open: they weren't shocked to see that the inside was pitch black. they pulled out their guns and began the hunt.

~*X*~ FIVE HOURS LATER ~*X*~

-Oh Master...

-...Shut up...

~Flash Back~

At the end of the hunt, an older werewolf shaman knew some magic. Alucard was going for the kill when the turned wolf barked out a blue flashing orb. It hit the vampire causeing him to shrink. When Seras killed the last were, she walked to her master's pile of clothes and saw something in them move. Pulling the hat, that was on top of the pile off, a endless black furred rat was seen. Yelling at the top of her lungs as the 'rat' jumped on her arm and sqeaked loudly. The feldgeling tilted her head as she heard her master's voice in her head.

-Its me you dolt!

-...Master?

~Flash Back End~

-Ummm...

-What Police Girl...?

-A-are you gonna tell Sir Integra?

The hamster Alucard sqeaked harshly as he was on top of the female vampire's shoulder.

-Like hell I am! I would never hear the end of it...

The hamster stayed mute with its head bowed down. All of its six red eyes closed and his small tail was limp. Seras felt bad for her master. But at least she had good black mail.

The two were on the travel bus again. A few hours till they were home and a few hours to think of a plan on what to do. They douted Integra will be enlightened that her most powerful warrior is now a hamster. A less than three inches tall and less than two inches wide pitiful hamster nonetheless. Seras thought her master was the cutiest thing she ever saw. When she voiced her feelings, she got harshly nipped in the cheek or arm. Depending on where Alucard was on ether her lap or shoulder. He moved around a lot. Just like a real hamster would. And he smelled. Seras noted that and planned for a shower to be arrange for the master.

Wonder if hamster like getting wet.

Stoping her thoughts short was a painful nip to her hand. Alucard was on her lap and released her hand from his sharp teeth to glare at her.

-I hear your thoughts Police Girl...

-Hehe...sorry...

She bowed her head in pity that she was found out in less than a few seconds of thinking of a plan.

As the bus stoped at the air port, Seras got off the bus and into the lobby, a few humans saw the little rat with her and the children went grabby-hands to the poor master.

-Unhand me you little fiends!

The demand went not understood as all he sounded was like a hamster. Sqeaking for freedom in a death grip of a four year old.

-Oh! Master!

That earned her a every one's gase.

-Er thats his name...

Seeming to be pleased to accept the lie, the children kept with the petting of the rat.

-This is worse than hell itself...

The hamster sobed though sqeaks. After about fourty minutes of petting torcher, Seras was handed her master back to her.

-Never speak of that...

-Of course Master.

Being seen talking to a hamster earned her a few worried stares. Seras was very pretty, it would be a shame if she was insane and thinks hamster were talking to her and she talked back.

-Miss...are you sure you can bring a hamster on the plane?

An elderly women asked the female vampire, the two toddlers next to her on the waiting benches were staring at the hamster with growing happiness.

People need to go to the pet shop more if they get all giggliy about a hamster in public...

-I agree Police Girl.

The older vamp said to her in a sqeak. That sqeak will haunt the male vampire forever. The two kids jumped off the benches and, like all the others, went graby-hands on the rat.

-Ugh...

XxX Chapter ONE end XxX

A/N: YAY!!! my first Hellsing fanfic!!! XD be gental with me please and no flames (my soul is dying as it is), i know this chapter is short and BORING, but ill try to make it better and longer later on. this fic has hinted yumminess but no pairings in the end. oh!!! by the way... i plan to NEVER end this seares >:3 because i have so many ideas! whether Alucard becomes non-hamster again...read it and weep >:3