Username: charmallama

Nicknames: old man, grandpa, Confucius, champagne…. (I know, I have the loveliest nicknames)

Likes: I like a lot of things people don’t like. Like documentaries and stuff ==” (LOL I read the morning paper old style)

Dislikes: Horror movies, the stories are fine but once I watch a movie, I turn on the lights all the way to the toilet when going for a midnight pee. My face down below....

Kpop groups that I like: I like everyone. BRING ON THE LURRVVVEE (2ne1 and 4minute and EXO have to be my biases though)

OTPs: I ship quite a lot of weird couples. Kisung (Kikwang, Hyosung), Krisica, Krispylays (they were meant to be), Kaisoo, Taoris, Milky Couple (Wooyoung, IU), Taeny, etc

Introduction: Hello everyone :D I’m very skilled at tripping myself over flat surfaces, creeping people out, being utterly insane, driving people crazy with philosophical musings, making grunting sounds when playing basketball, being a naggy mother-hen and procrastinating all my time away on AFF and tumblr. Simply put, I have very little of a life XD I would love to knit a scarf this winter (I know, so very random) because I that’s what I do with my life…

I have one friend who thinks I’m extremely similar to Suho. I’m a complete noob at technology, I recently discovered there was a home button on Google chrome that could take me to the home page. Yes, I know, I’m a little bit of a late bloomer. I’m so short it’s not even funny, 156-ish and a midget, almost. And yes, I still play basketball which I’m very noob at because I can’t even dribble properly let alone fend off those ginormous Aussie kids that play against me. I’m gullible, very easily trolled and my friends really enjoy doing so XD just some of my insanity below...

I love green tea and I used to play the violin until I decided I was too bad to go on. I like to think I’m a good singer but I’m not. (shower times are when I belt out the most moving tunes)

Sad, I know. But friend me anyway, I’m very friendly if not a little insane. :)

-"charmallama"

Captain's Note: omg i love your username it's very cute ;;

Welcome to the club!!!! o/