"Yixing look.Yixing! Your phone's fine and dandy!"Joonmyun said in amusement, as Yixing cooed at him.

 

Wait what.

 

"Ah Mr Kim.Do that again!"The student cajoled as his hands cupped Joonmyun's cheeks,eyes sparkling in wonder.

 

"Er, do wha-?"

 

Joonmyun couldn't even finish his sentence before Sehun was pulling Yixing away and to his feet.

 

"Hands off my boyfriend, ,"Sehun mumbled, so softly that Joonmyun thought that he'd imagined it.

 

Yixing looked ready to retort, scowling as he stared at Joonmyun incredulously.

 

And then he noticed Mr Kim's two weird friends sniggering as they browsed through the photos in his phone.

 

"Oh god Baekhyun this picture-"

 

snorts.

 

"He's-"

 

more horrifying snorts.

 

"He's wearing a skirt!"The curly-haired tard shrieked.

 

It was then that the Chinese student realised what both of Mr Kim's friends were most likely looking at, and he started panicking.He did the most rational thing anyone would have done in his situation.

 

(lol no.he's zhang yixing.what were you expecting?)

 

"No!"Yixing dove into his lap, snatching his phone away from the dweeb.

 

Sehun dragged him away by the hand when he started kicking furiously at Chanyeol. 

 

Yixing screamed as he was being dragged away.

 

"I hate it when people invade my privacy.Keep your hands off my phone.Arghhh!"

 

Joonmyun stood up, patting his pants as he waved the two students goodbye while Baekhyun and Chanyeol continued laughing over the fact that they'd just found a horrible picture of Yixing in a minidress.

 

He shook his head, but even he couldn't help but to smile a little as he imagined what both Chanyeol and Baekhyun had both seen in the poor transfer student's phone.

 

Suddenly, Chanyeol gave Joonmyun a large and rather maniacal smile.

 

"I've sent the photo to my phone..."

 

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The classroom was dark.Quite.

 

There's no one else in sight.

 

Kyungsoo bit his lower lip, as he sneaked a peek at his phone.The exclusive section of osgalore had just been updated with several brand new videos, which made him shudder in excitement. 

 

"Oh god,"he suddenly blurted out, shaky palm against his mouth. 

 

The video he was currently watching featured a boy who looked suspiciously like Kim Jongin. He panicked, feeling all his blood rushing down south.

 

He let out a little "hng!" as the Jongin lookalike was being roughly ed into the bed, letting out little mewls of pleasure with each . 

 

Kyungsoo bit on his thumbnail as the camera panned on the entering the boy's tight , ramming itself deeper and deeper and his back arched even higher off the bed. 

 

He covertly slipped a hand down his body to rest on his crotch,thankful for the fact that his lower body was hidden by the desk. 

 

"Hey yo, Kyungsoo!"Yelled a voice from the classroom entrance. 

 

Startled, Kyungsoo jerked his hand off his crotch, hissing as it hit the bottom of the hard desk. 

 

","he whispered as he felt the impact to the tips of his fingers. 

 

He quickly locked his phone as Jongin walked briskly to his side, grasping Kyungsoo's left hand firmly.That...dirty,fortunately dry...but still dirty,hand... 

Kyungsoo regretted not going to the bathroom like any other normal human being (who wanted to e) would have done.

 

"Hey are you okay?"The taller boy asked, long fingers Kyungsoo's, who was almost bursting from ual frustration. 

 

Kyungsoo tried hard not to gasp at the pleasurable sensation, as the pads of Jongin's fingers brush against his suddenly too-sensitive skin. He pulled away, clutching his hands to his chest. 

 

Visions of him having his way with Jongin invaded his mind and he felt his face burning as he prayed that the other boy would not notice just how uncomfortable he was.If Jongin were to set his eyes on Kyungsoo's crotch...

 

He winced.He remembered grinding his into Jongin's crotch when they were watching Sehun and Mr Kim having in a classroom a few days ago.

 

"I-I'm sorry Jongin. I gotta go now.See you next period!"He blurted out, tilting his head down to face the floor while making his way out of the classroom and to the gents'. 

 

Jongin's smile fell as he watched the older boy scurry out of his sight.He ran his fingers through his already disheveled hair. 

 

", did I come on too strong?" 

 

He pondered for a while. 

 

Maybe he did.He should have known. 

 

Do Kyungsoo is too innocent.I'll be the one to corrupt him.Open up his mind.Yes!

 

Kim Jongin was determined, punching the air as he nodded his head. 

 

But first, I've got a date to get myself ready for.

 

---

 

Joonmyun beamed at Sehun.His eyes were shaped like crescents,and his lips were stretched so wide that they pushed his cheeks up.

 

Sehun had to take a deep breath, or maybe two, just to make sure that he doesn't pounce on the older man and ravish him right on the floor.

 

In the mall.In front of everyone. 

 

He doesn't really mind, he realised.

 

The thought of getting it on with Joonmyun in public was making him hard, and he had to shove his hands down the front pockets of his pants such that Joonmyun will not spot his hard-on and make fun of him for getting a tent in public. 

 

"So...Joonmyun hyung...What do you think of Yixing?"Sehun asked,hoping that he looked nonchalant enough. 

 

He heard a little snicker.

 

And then a cough.

 

"Yixing?He's cute,I guess.Why do you wanna know?"Joonmyun asked innocently,tugging the collars of his coat closer around his neck as a blast of wind rushed past them.

 

He recalled that picture of Yixing which Chanyeol had shown him.Well, he had to admit that Yixing looks pretty as a girl. Or maybe there was just something wrong with Joonmyun's eyesight, because he remembered Baekhyun and Chanyeol laughing non-stop when he said that.

 

He stumbled when Sehun grabbed onto his collars, pulling him forward.

 

He had pulled Joonmyun's hood up and over the latter's head, such that only his face was visible to Sehun. The soft and white fur lining of the hood framed the older's face perfectly. Joonmyun looked up to find Sehun was staring down at him intensely.Their noses were almost touching, he realised.He bit his lower lip, wondering if he should kiss Sehun.There weren't a lot of people around,anyway.

 

And Sehun's lips were only a few inches away...

 

Joonmyun sighed as the student his lower lip.

 

"Hey, Sehun!"

 

A gaggle of students hollered a few metres away from where Joonmyun and Sehun were standing at.

 

Sehun looked horrified.

 

His classmates were staring curiously at both him and Joonmyun.

 

They didn't know that that was Joonmyun in Sehun's arms,and Sehun wanted to make sure that they'll never find out that it's their Math teacher...

 

So Sehun quickly let go of the older man in his embrace and grabbed his hand instead. He dashed away, hauling Joonmyun along with him as he hoped that his classmates will not run after them both in their curiosity to find out just who Sehun was on a date with.

 

They took the escalators up to the third floor, zig-zagging through a crowd of people until Sehun was sure that his friends were not hot on their tracks.Joonmyun was already huffing and puffing tiredly, a little irritated that he was unable to kiss his boyfriend because of those bunch of kids.He contemplated being a little less lenient on the kids when he marks their class tests in the future.

 

Sehun was pulling Joonmyun towards the cinemas when he almost trampled over a small gurgling toddler, thus earning him a hit on the head from his teacher.

 

"Ow!What?!I didn't even hurt the darn kid!Look,he's okay!"The younger said snarkily, folding his arms as he bared his teeth, frightening the doe-eyed little boy at his feet.

 

Joonmyun smacked Sehun's arm this time. He then saw a woman frantically calling out for her child. She was clutching her hands tightly to her chest as she searched for her missing child. That was what made Joonmyun bend down to pick up the crying toddler, hefting the little guy against his chest and making sure that his head was safely placed on his shoulder. He glared daggers at Sehun, who looked a weirdly mystified as he stared at his boyfriend handling the little baby, before striding over to the distraught mother. 

 

Sehun tried to look nonchalant but he could not keep his eyes off the scene before him. The grateful young woman thanked Joonmyun profusely and urged her son to kiss Joonmyun.The adorable boy cheekily kissed his hero on the lips, earning him a little pat on the head from Joonmyun.

 

Sehun then attempted to appear unaffected when Joonmyun walked back to him.He was shaking his head, making Sehun feel even younger than his actual age. It made him feel a little more aware of his childish tendencies, and it irked himself out.

 

So, he mulishly held Joonmyun's hand tight as he directed the man towards a ticketing booth to purchase their movie tickets.

 

He did not let the older man know that he felt like his heart was going to burst when Joonmyun was lovingly coddling the toddler.He did not want Joonmyun to know that he was actually thinking of a future with Joonmyun in it.He also did not want Joonmyun to know that he might be falling in love with him.

 

As Sehun sat in his seat in the theater, he let the shorter man fuss over his messy hair, liking how he was suddenly becoming so used to Joonmyun's fastidiousness-

 

(no. joonmyun was only distracting sehun so he was able to-)

 

-And then he felt popcorn being slipped into the front of his shirt, which made Sehun hiss in annoyance. He saw Joonmyun snorting modestly, the light of from the theatre's big screen flashing over him to reveal his sneaky smile and pretty eyes, into his palm.

 

And he couldn't help but to fall a little deeper in love with Joonmyun.

 

---

 

"What is that you're wearing?"Kris asked,eyes wide as he took in the sleeveless top and tight skinny jeans that Tao currently had on.

 

"Uh,clothes?"The younger answered, eyes flickering to Kris' shirt, top few buttons left undone after their little shag.

 

"Hm, okay."

 

Tao examined the older man's face closely, because Kris seemed a little too calm for someone who took time to convince his lover to back out of a date but failed to do so. He was a little disappointed.

 

Okay, so maybe he had expected Kris to try to persuade him one more time but even Tao knew that backing out of a date at this very minute was very ungentlemanly.

 

So Tao simply shrugged, walking out of Kris' apartment, before he could see the older man's shoulders slump in defeat.

 

---

 

Kyungsoo groaned as Yixing continued prodding him, asking him questions about Sehun and Mr Kim. He regretted ever signing up as a host. 

 

"I don't know, Yixing! They're not my "homies", as you call them. Just shut up and enjoy the movie, will you?" He hissed with a strained smile, receiving a sickeningly sweet smile from the taller boy.

 

He gritted his teeth as Yixing patted his hand gently.

 

"Oh, alright then. Don't worry about it. I'm a very considerate person, I assure you. Ah, and thanks for paying for the movie tickets. I really appreciate it. So let's just enjoy the movie now,"The Chinese transfer student gushed, a cute little dimple showing as he smiled at Kyungsoo.

 

Kyungsoo could only sigh in relief.

 

"I'll just ask you about Sehun and Mr Kim after this movie."

 

Kyungsoo bit the inside of his cheek to keep himself from groaning out loud.

 

---

"So...Err...This is a date, right?"Tao asked, leaning his head against Jongin's shoulder.

"I guess?" Jongin replied dumbly, suddenly wanting to shove Tao's head off his shoulder.

His shoulders stayed stiff for a few minutes, as they waited for the movie to start.He was feeling his shoulders start to ache badly, almost trembling, when Tao suddenly pulled away from him.

"Okay, Jongin, stop it. Friends, alright? This is not a date. I repeat; this is not a date. You get me?"Tao said in that whiny voice he usually reserved for his basketball team members whenever they try to defy him.

Jongin could almost feel the tension being released from his shoulders, and also the change in the atmosphere to a less threatening one.As much as he tried to feel a little bit angry, or even sad, he felt relief instead. He smiled when he realised that even Tao looked a little less edgy than he was before.

Friends.Yes, being friends with Tao is okay.

And then he thought of Kyungsoo, clueless and so...Green.

No.Being friends with Kyungsoo is not okay.So.No.But maybe...Friends with benefits?

---

Kyungsoo felt his eyebrow twitching madly.

He shook his head a little in an attempt to get rid of the twitch. And then he caught sight of the man beside him, breathing heavily into his mouth mask. The shock of blond hair and thick eyebrows gave him away.

"Mr Wu?"He asked, which made Yixing lean forward to greet their English teacher.

Mr Wu shushed them both, and Kyungsoo rolled his eyes as the man suddenly crept away from them.

"Pretend that you didn't see me.I wasn't here,"he said desperately.

Yixing didn't bother to answer, already pretending that he hadn't seen the older man, while Kyungsoo watched as Mr Wu adroitly slipped into a seat behind...

Jongin and Tao?

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A/N: Sorry this is short.But expect more...After I'm back from hiatus.Aha,I'm not even sure about the amount of chapters this fic should have.But it should be a lot?Judging by the length of each chapter so far?

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