OMG, IM A MAID FOR BEAST. NOT A GIRL MAID, A GUY MAID. MY MOM SAID THIS WOULD BE A GOOD FUTURE FOR ME 0.0

LIKE MY MOM WAS IN DEBT, CUZ ME AND MY INFINITE PARTNER SPENT TOO MUCH ON MAKUP AND HAIR DYE. BUT THEN THIS INFINITE GUY GOT BLOWN UP BY A LAND MINE. (LONG STORY)

SO LIKE, WORKING WITH BEAST WAS LIKE OMG^^ ITS BEAST :O DOUBLE HEART^^

SO ANYWAYS, THE FORCED ME INTO A DRESS, THAT SAID, "KICK ME, IM NOT A BEAST" ON THE BACK.

I MEAN, ALL I WANTED WAS LIKE 15 OTHER BFS. (DIDNT I METNION THAT IM HOMO?)

OK, IM NOT A BREAKDANCER, BUT REALLY? THATS NOT A GOOD RELATIONSHIP START. O.O

ANYWAYS, I WAS PLUNGING THE TOILET,  FOR THE 4 BILLIONTH TIME

THEN, I GOT KICKED, IN THE , BY BEAST 0.0

IT HURT OK? YEA! U TRY IT >:(

ANYWAYS, I THREW THE PLUNGER AT HIM, AND IT STUCK TO THE BACK OF HIS BLOND BOWL CUT LIKE A UNICORN'S HORN.

I TOLD HIM THAT I QUIT.

BUT JUST AS I WAS LEAVING, HE SPUN ME AROUND

"I LOVE U. BABY COME BACK!"

MY HEART MELTED, BUT JSUT AS I TURN TO KISS HIM, HE GOT RUN OVER BY AN 18-WHEELER. 0.0

I WAS CRUSHED, AND SO WAS HE, LITERALLY.

FOREVER ALONE ;)

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