"DBSK's Yunho's BABY!" I bellowed as I opened the third door on the left,

I put my hands on my hips like Superman, daydreaming about being the best babysitter for this kid then Yunho hyung will always call me up to go to his house...and we'll probably have tea and cookies or whatever and we'll be so close and he'll know how awesome I am, then he will recommend me to Lee Soo Man, who's the CEO of SM, and he'll make me an idol and I will have that tearful parting with my friends--wherein I know Key will cry so much, because he will lose me and all--then I'll probably be debuting in a group that's contemporary and stuff and we'll probably be called SHINY...

 

Oh wait. We need to put a little twist to it.

Hmm...let's make it SHINee.

 

Hell, yeah! That works! Since I'm so bright, I shine like bling blings, yo!

 

"Yoogeun! Yoogeun! Baby! ARE YOU OKAY?!" Someone snapped me out of my daydreaming as I felt someone headlocking me.

 

"Yah! Yah!" My eyes snapped open.

"What the--I can't breathe!" I took the strong arm's grip off me, expecting to see a bouncer or maybe Yunho hyung's security guard, towering over me.

But no.

 

Instead, I SEE A GIRL WHO'S SMALLER THAN ME, GLARING AT ME LIKE A MAD WOMAN.

 

"YOU!" I shouted, holding onto my neck with one hand and pointing at the monstrous thing staring hard at me.

"What the hell are you doing here?!"