Kris Wu, Proud Alpaca Daddy

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Ever since Kris got his alpaca, he's been a little obsessed.

And it's scaring the crap out of everyone.

Foreword

so cute *w*

anyways. yeah. a strange crack fluff thingie i don't even...

photo not mine

Rated PG because it is...?

PLAGIARISM IS FORBIDDEN. ACTION WILL BE TAKEN IF THIS HAPPENS.\

I do not own Kris, f(x), or EXO (although I do own an alpaca), only this piece of writing. This piece is strictly fictitious.

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kglamour3 #1
Chapter 2: LOL RLAB!! BEST ACE FANFIC EVER!!!! I WISH TO SEE KRIS LIKE A CHILD, HE WOULD BE SOOOO CUTE!!!
SherlockGirl_08 #2
Chapter 1: “Because my parents got it on before yours did?"

“There we go. Now you look like a smart alpaca.”

“We will accomplish world domination, you hear me?"

“I talk to pandas. I am the panda leader. Your point is rendered invalid.“

“We’re gonna bring in the big guns, Baekhyun. The expert of the experts. Some even say she’s like an alpaca herself."

I'M READING THIS AT 3 IN THE MORNING!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO KEEP FROM LAUGHING CAUSE MY PARENTS ARE NEXT DOOR!!! *le hugs you* I'm in love with this story. Well that's all, byes~
theworstisnotbehind #3
Chapter 2: Isn't this like the most hilarious Ace fic ever existed omg I can't stop laughing
sushi_sykes #4
Chapter 2: I love your crack fics omo they're hilarious I just can't anymore
kitchi #5
Chapter 2: LOL. Thanks! I had a really good laugh from the moment he named it.. Err.. Her.. No. Wait. Him.. 'Amber'. LOL.

How can anybody NOT subscribe to this? I'm not even an exotic but I love how you write these boys! And Amber. Hope you'll be updating soon! Thanks! ^^
shiyiiing #6
Chapter 2: Lmao xD when's the next update?
PrincessKyu13 #7
Chapter 2: Are you guys sure Kris is 21? Or just a 5 year old in disguise?
Marica #8
Chapter 2: LOL LOL KREAASE.
Hunteris5000 #9
Chapter 2: LOL! RLAB right now!
justkeepitjuicybaby_ #10
Chapter 2: LMAOOOOO! xD
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