The Y Unit

Description

Because only the best of the best survive.

 

Cover image courtesy of Tumblr.

(I ain't got no time to make one, yo.)

Foreword

A Halloween Special from Homint.

 

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Title: The Y Unit

Genres: StreetRacingAU!, slight angst, humour, romance

Length: OneShot

Pairings: Eunhae, HanHun, 2min, BaekYeol and various others that I'm sure you'll recognize

Rating: PG-15

Warnings: Language, ual themes, but mostly language (Heechul and Chanyeol, lol)

 

{ Clearly inspired by the Younique MAXSTEP MV. Instead of passing out, I spazzed out on my keyboard. }

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AUTHOR NOTE (PLS READ, LIKE.):

Keep in mind this is a Halloween special, therefore I'm prioritising this above all my other fics and WILL (seriously) WILL update this tonight. I am much more better and alive and kicking and ing, so look forward to more updates this week. I'll finish Airline once and for all along with Birthday Blocks (seriously, that one is so frickin' late) FOR REALS, and then I'll double-update my chaptered fics one by one starting with Unhappy Camper to Lost And Found.

That's a lot, ne? :D

I want to take the time to thank you my patient subs (I have no idea why you gays haven't unsub'd yet), because seriously, you gays waiting for me. ;_;

 

Anyhoo, Happy Halloween to all you readers out there!

 

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EXTRACT

Sehun followed his hyung's eyes, not long until his own droopy eyes fell on the smug-walking epitome of swagger. The boy groaned. Donghae inclined his head slightly, enough so his curious eyes flew to the younger male next to him.

"What?"

"That," Sehun nodded to Jongin's direction, "Can't believe he actually thowed up. If he'th here, then the kingth are."

Donghae stared. It didn't take long for Sehun to get the message.

"What? You don't know them? You theriouthly need to get out more." The brunette gave him the middle finger. Sehun laughed. "They're Younique. Otherwithe known ath The Y Unit.

After BoA'th reign and Jethica'th climatic defeat, Younique held an underground event a few monthth ago, and the rethultth are them." Sehun gestured towards the red hyundai before continuing. "They're a team with raw talent. The cream of the crop. They only pick the beth of the beth."

Donghae would have taken Sehun seriously if it weren't for his lisp. The unfortunate speech feature his dongsaeng has always s up whatever he says that's supposed to be cool, to something ludicrously funny.

Passenger two followed afterwards. This time, the crowd silenced altogether and the air around the track was intense, heavy with high title. Even Donghae, being known as a blabbering idiot, quietened down and marvelled at the rich figure walking before him. His slim finger was engulfed in a large, baggy red-checker fur-hooded jacket, various ornaments decorated his exposed neck, which Donghae found rather ravashing (not forgetting the collar bones too). The brunette then eye'd the studded pair of red boxing gloves hanging flimsily around his neck, and Donghae pondered how much his punches would hurt.

He certainly sympathised with whoever meets the end of that glove. That being said, he didn't wait long to do so as one of Chinese racers (what was his name-- Kris? Something like that, but he's had a face for a while) was sent sprawling on the ground, passenger two's glorious red bangs bouncing from the impact before straightening up and cockily heading towards passenger one, the younger maintaining an amused smirk.

Sehun sighed beside Donghae, crossing his arms sternly.

"And that ith Lee Hyukjae. Better known ath Eunhyuk." The young ulzzang* turned to Donghae, a hard look set stone on his pretty face. "A word of advice, hyung. Don' go near Eunhyuk-thi. He'th a ."

*ulzzang is a popular South Korean term literally meaning "best face" or "good-looking" (alternatively spelt as uljiang)

 

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Chanyeol scrutinised the shorter boy before him with a look of absolute disbelief.

Who did this kid think he was?

"According to my calculations," Yeol began, shuffling the registry and then settling it down on the desk, before repeating himself. "According to my calculations, you're a ."

 

^iz legit.

Homint
Hey guys, sorry there hasn't been an update in awhile! I just need to catch up with college, and I'll be back again. :)

Comments

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LEDapplel0ver #1
Chapter 2: Sehuns lisp magerd x]
hwaiting
:3
FlameFlowerful
#2
Chapter 2: I think the Kyungsoo face on top of that girl was the best...
Hwaiting Homint~
EunhaeMinwook
#3
Chapter 2: Can't wait :) thankyou author for continuing such an amazing idea! Cannot wait! :D
FlameFlowerful
#4
Chapter 1: AIIIEEE
I ADORED THIS CHAPTER
I SERIOUSLY DID...!!!!! :D
Can I add that this feels like you're finally finding your niche in writing? Like, really, a big jump in improvement from your first stories XD So awesome.
A-okay
First things first (yes i'm coming up with a list)
SEHUN'S LISP. TROLOLOL. I love that you bother to even write it in. He's SO CUTE HEHEHEHehheheehEHEHEHEHEHehehehe.
And the characterizations. I could really feel each character - they're pretty unique and well-rounded. And ooohhhhh~ SNSD sound like cool mofos XD AIiii
Henry being an Asian hobo inside his territory and a walking fashion trend outside of it? Heh. I can totally see that. Kai being fierce inside the race track yet shy outside? I LOVE THAT.
Ah.
And the way you had the car vernacular down to T? Hehe. Did you research that? It feels like Im really in their universe of racing.
Hae-hae is just all biiitchy and I love it. Hyukkie and his red fringe. I think i've ranted about that enough now.
<3 I think I was pretty much drawn in from the first sentence.
Nice, Homint (ohoh. Lol you fell asleep on your keyboard? Hahhh)
Hyukinfinite
#5
Chapter 1: gah all the technical car terms are killing me.
but i love the idea of street car racing.
my favorite things in this chapter is sehun's sometimes incomprehensible lisp and diva hyoyeon.
and eunhae meeting..? I'm guessing hyukjae is the 'dark-horse' with red hair and who made donghae a 'brooding little ba.stard'.
well if so he sounds terribly y already because i love red hair hyuk and with imagining him in an gorgeous car being awesome satisfies me. the maxstep video only fuels my imagination.
i digress. i want another update gaaaahhh :>
EunhaeMinwook
#6
Chapter 1: Wow. This is so good. Ahaha, you had me at 'street racing' :D
all0verHyukjae
#7
Oh my god -.- :D
I forgot to subscribe to your story... thats why I missed the update. -.- And I was wondering when I came back at around eight a clock that there is no update.. and now, while sitting and drinking coffee--> "Did I subscribe? O_O" And yeah... no.

So now it's so aaaagghrrlffjgws because NOW there is a chap and I can't read it. Work work work i hate you.
I'll read in the break, promise! :D
Hyukinfinite
#8
i like sehun's lisp and hyukjae being a____so *anticipating*
mgee92
#9
Ah, anticipating this so much! Love the extract, you did so well with Sehun's lisp haha!! Can't wait ^^