Kikwang: The Users guide and Instruction Manual

Basic Information:

Name: Lee Kikwang

Age: 18

Place of Manufacture: Japan

Height: 177 cm

Weight: 68 kg

Module Type: Flirtatious

Please ensure to buy clothing for your KIKWANG unit before powering him on. If you fail to do so, you will have a Idol on your hands who’ll tend to dislike clothing and other people wearing clothes.

But, with enough care and the proper clothes your KIKWANG unit will be hyper, happy, and flirty in no time. Beware though, KIKWANG units aren't for people who are looking for a close emotional bond, as KIKWANG units are part of the BEAST subdivision. KIKWANG units are also not meant for anti-social people, people who can't take a joke, and prudes.

Your KIKWANG unit comes with 9 different modes:

Happy (default)

Flirt

Dancer

Prankster

Angsty

Strange

Please take note: When your KIKWANG unit enters Flirt mode, no girl with s is safe. It is advised that at those times, you keep him far away from anyone woman (especially if she’s remotely attractive). An JUNHYUNG unit can force your KIKWANG unit out of this mode.

When in Dancer mode, KIKWANG will irrefutably dance his off. This mode is not hard to unlock, but will become a nuisance as he tends to dance for hours without end.

Prankster mode is self-explanatory. While in this mode, your KIKWANG unit will feel the urge to pull a prank on anyone within a 10 foot radius, you included. The best way to avoid being pranked is to join in on the fun. A JUNHYUNG unit will undoubtedly force your KIKWANG unit out of this state though, because that unit can't take a joke and will probably kill your KIKWANG unit.

Energy:

The KIKWANG unit can cook for itself and is low maintenance. It does not need any specific food to keep it energized and running properly. However, your KIKWANG unit may forget to eat when in Dancer mode, or when he is studying, so make sure he eats three healthy meals a day.

Frequently asked questions:

Q. My KIKWANG unit is such a flirt, I'm afraid to bring him out in public as he might harass a girl…

A. No, it's part of his programming. If it's such a pain, maybe you should've tried going for a more prude HYUNSEUNG figure?

Q. Why won't my KIKWANG unit do my homework?

A. Because he's too lazy to do his own work, never mind yours. He'll help you with it, but he wont do it for you.

Q. I had my unit set up a date for me, but it totally failed, give me my money back!

A. No, KIKWANG units are guaranteed to get you the date, which it did. Just because you're utterly unappealing doesn't mean KIKWANG failed.

Q. Can I make my KIKWANG unit go into mode with other units?

A. It’s possible, but highly unlikely. If attempting to enter this mode, ensure you’re using units apart of the BEAST subdivision.

Q. Will my KIKWANG unit go out with me?

A. Sure, he's 18, and will pretty much go for any girl as long as she's cute and a sizable cup size. Beware though, because as soon as he sees a prettier girl, he'll go for her.

Q. Will my KIKWANG unit fall in love with me?

A. Don’t be ridiculous. Androids can’t fall in love.

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Ó Build-an-Idol corps.

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These types of fics are ridiculously popular in FFN, so I decided to make one for AFF, using idols instead, because who wouldn’t want a Kikwang following them around?  

What did you think?