“That’s it! I’ve had enough!”

Kris slammed his hands down onto the coffee table, scaring the whole group and making Tao spill his drink a little.

“You two are pissing me off!” An outstretched hand pointed to the HunHan couple. They were cuddled up on the sofa, under a thin blanket, making out, “You’re constantly being all lovey-dovey and I’m fed up of it. I can’t take it anymore! You are hereby banned from being couple-y together in front of the rest of us until further notice. Do you understand?”

Calls of protest resounded in the room.

“That’s a bit harsh, Duizhang,” was Tao’s comment.

“Yeah, you’re always all over Tao so why the hell are you punishing us?” That was Sehun.

“That’s different,” Kris said in his defence, “I’m the leader of EXO-M and he’s the maknae. He needs someone to protect him and look after him.”

“But I’m looking after the maknae too,” Luhan objected, trying to make Kris see sense.

“I don’t care. Now, separate.”

No one moved.

“I said ‘separate’,” The leader’s voice was serious – he wasn’t joking around.

The couple sighed and shuffled apart a bit, making pathetic whines and groans as they went.

“That’s much bett- Hey! That blanket’s very thin you know. I can still see you holding hands.”

“What the hell is your problem!?” Sehun yelled, standing up and throwing his arms in the air, “You’re holding Tao’s hand all the time!”

“I told you. That’s different.”

“This is so unfair!” Sehun shouted at Kris before storming off upstairs to his room and slamming the door behind him.

Kris turned to Luhan.

“Don’t you dare think about going after him.”

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A/N:

Hey, everyone!

This is a little story I thought of because I had that annoying Youtube advert song stuck in my head when I was at school. You know, the one about eating junk food and that it doesn't count if it's someone's birthday or if it's served with fruit? Yeah. That one.

If you're currently reading my other EXO story (Jelly Bracelets), don't worry! I haven't given up on that one~ This is just something different for me to write when I'm in the mood for fluff, rather than . The next chapter of Jelly Bracelets will be up pretty soon - I'm just a bit stuck on it... I don't like writing lapdance scenes XD Don't ask me why I even included them in the first place... I think it seemed like a good idea at the time...

Anyway, I'll try to update this one when I can too!

Stay tuned and please await the first chapter~ :D

Thanks for reading!

<3