I'd like to thank Mindy Kaling for writing this book, an Ugly Betty Season 4's episode I can't remember the details very well, and this writing competition. Without these factors I'd never get myself back up in the writing world. 

Wish me luck. I've been known for being a procrastinator. 

Oh, and please don't think I'm grammarly disabled (much) because of the title. Yes, it has 'Gots' and 'da'. I am fully aware of it. Shoot me now, right in the head.